This reminds me of the good old "harassing a store":
1. If the s is accessible to you, use a
needle and poke holes in all of
them.
2. Take Ex-Lax and put it in the donuts, cookies,
ice cream, coffee machine,
cashier's soda, etc.
3. Take one bite out of each of the cookies and
donuts.
4. Mix all of the items in the condiments bar
together to form a big, yucky
salad. Be sure to spill items all over each other
and on the floor.
5. Use a razor blade to make a slit in each one of
the cartons of milk. This
will start a very small drip-leak but when a
customer picks up the milk it
should spill pretty good. This makes a good mess
inside AND outside of the
cooler. Really a bitch to clean up.
6. Paint the front sidewalk in pychedelic colors.
7. Bring a ton of items up to the counter. After the
cashier rings everything
up and asks for your $34.75, tell him you changed
your mind and walk out,
leaving everything on the counter.
8. Most of the more popular stores have a toll-free
customer hotline for
customers to call in and complain or make
suggestions. Find this number
(usually written on the outside window) and call it
once a day to complain
about an employee you don't like.
9. Put a full pot of coffee under the coffee spout.
Then press the button that
starts the coffee maker. This will overflow the pot
and create a tremendous
mess.
10.Jam the handle on the Slurpee/Slushie/Whatever
machine so that the mush
keeps on flowing after you leave. Watch the cashier
cry when he finds it.
11.Ask for $600 in money orders and twenty lotto
tickets. After the cashier
prints up the money orders and lotto tickets, leave.
It's a real bitch to void
out money orders and lotto.
12.Sit your fountain drink on top of a video game.
There's usually some vents
on top of the game so whoops! Accidentally knock
your drink over so the entire
44 ounces of Pepsi spill into these vents. This
makes for some pretty neat-o
smoking effects as well as sparks and fire. Make
sure that it's not a cool game
that you play often because you won't be playing it
anymore.
13.Fill up a Super Tanker Gigantic drink cup with
Pepsi. Take it all around the
store with you spilling it's contents all over the
items on the shelves as you
go along. You can imagine what it'd be like to clean
this up.
14.On a really hot day, get on the roof and turn off
the air conditioning. If
possible, make sure that the air conditioners will
never work again. Be
extremely quiet when walking around up there so
mister cashier doesn't hear you.
15.Telephone the cashier and start asking him
questions about robberies like:
* "Do you have one of those silent alarm buttons you
could press if I were to
rob you?"
* "Do the police in your neighborhood respond
quickly when something bad
happens in your store?"
* "How many times has your store been robbed? Was
the robber caught?"
* "Theoreticly speaking, if a professional robber
such as myself were to come
in and rob you, what are the chances of me getting
caught?"
* "Do you carry a loaded gun behind the counter?"
* "How much money is in your cash drawer right now?
That's all? Uhhh, could you
please not drop anymore in the safe until I get
there? I, uh, need to cash a
check, yeah, that's it."
* "Are you afraid of death?"
16.Order a telephone calling card for the store and
obtain the pin number.
Using the card, make tons of harrassing calls to the
store until the card goes
dead. When they get their bill, they realize that
they've been paying for their
own harrassment.
17.Find out the store manager's name or the store
owner's name. From a pay
phone call your friends in Austraila and third
number bill it to the store,
saying that you're the manager. The cashier will
accept the charges when he
thinks it's the manager.
18.Order call forwarding for the store. Ask the
cashier if you can use the
phone and dial 72#-911 or *72-911. When 911 answers,
tell them you got the
wrong number and hang up. Now go out to a pay phone
and call the store and
you'll get 911. Make up some big story about how
you're getting robbed and
they've thrown you in the cooler and taken customers
hostage, etc. If 911 calls
back to verify this, they'll get their own office,
911.
19.Start picking up items around the store and
dropping them in the trash can
