OMFG I JUST GOT INTERNET IN THE NEW HOUSE

[Kao]

OMGOMOMGOOG I just got my internet back up, and HELL ****ING YES I LOVE IT!!!!

 

[Andrew]

So that's were you've been. I missed you.

 

[Shadow1psc2k]

Welcome back Kao, its been (slightly) less sane around here i noticed w/o you in the asylum.

 

[dP]

welcome to battleforums, noob. dont remember to read the Faq and plz dont spam




ahahahahahahahha

 

[Jimbo]

welcome back kao

 

[Kao]

Awesome. Yeah, I just found out that Inept stole my enigma to trade it for his gear on his barb, so my necro is pretty much 100% useless right now. Gah. On another note, the next party in this new house will be probably december 12-27. 2 Friends will be back then, so yeah. Life is good. I'll be getting my alienware computer by wednesday of NEXT WEEK, so, YAH!!!!!

Anyhow, yeah. I would've been on, but no internet = makes kao sad + most friends gone. But woo --

It's early in the year. The year just started.
A lady and her daughter are in a car wreck.
The daughter slams her face on the dashboard, and can't see (blind pretty much).
The daughter says, mommy mommy "I can't see! What's going on?"
The mother responds saying "Don't worry, your vision will be back in about four months. It'll be hard, but you'll live."
So, the girl is counting down EVERY day till four months expires.
The night before the last day, she sets her alarm clock for 12:01 AM.

The next morning, she wakes up and rips off the bandages around her head.
"What's going on? I can't see!!! Mommy! mommy! Why can't I see!?"
And the mother says "April Fools, Bitch."

 

[Jimbo]

he "Stole" or barrowed? cuz his barb has godly gear,enig,botd and such =/,god i should play d2 again,but im poor now

 

[Thistle]

AHAHAHAHAH KAO IS BACK I NEVER NOTICED!!! AHAHAHAHAHAH

I AM SUCH AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

welcome back friend

 

[Shadow1psc2k]

XD, that blind joke is messed up...

 

[Kao]

Oh, yeah, tis' a great joke. <3 Phaerie. Oh, and g'damn, I saw (yesterday) hot pink and black lingere (sp?) and was about to buy it for Savvy, BUT I didn't know what size she wore. Damn!

 

[Andrew]

Kao, please find more sexy pics like the one in your ava. That is all.

 

[Kuzmich]

[glow=red]Hello Kao, now you can get back to destroying the US gov't.[/glow]

 

[Thistle]

Oh, and g'damn, I saw (yesterday) hot pink and black lingere (sp?) and was about to buy it for Savvy, BUT I didn't know what size she wore. Damn!

My name is Thistle not savvy

 

[Khull]

Welcome back Kao, do you have aim?

 

[Kao]

Lol...savy = girl I like / had/have fun with

Khull: AIM = rKamfar021 MSN = r_Kamfar_021@Hotmail.com

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Kao, please find more sexy pics like the one in your ava. That is all.

Oh, g'damn, if savy was with me when I saw the hotpink / black lingere, there'd be at least 50000 pictures right now. She's hot, that's hot, *drools over keyboard*

 

[Kao]

Damnit, sorry ><

 

[Arkillo]

DOn't double post, you know better than that.

Oh, and welcome back./

 

[Thistle]

So we are allowed to double post now?

 

[Shadow1psc2k]

It would appear so. Also spam is welcome it seems. Dude, you so shoulda got teh hawt pics fo teh seckzy clotehs...

 

[Kao]

Well, if "spam" is allowed "hypothetically", then,

Vagina Vagina Vagina