Oh my freaking God, have mercy and come here and help me !

[B~E]

I'm in my vidéo/cinéma class, the teacher is drooning on and on, reading everyones' lame scenario out loud, and it just does not whant to end. And only me and one guest are here. Somebody get in here! Somebody come cure my boredom! Help !

 

[B~E]

Ok then, I'll writte poems.

A guy named Ted
wanted to make poemes
He tried to make rhymes
But they whnere too short.
Then everyone got bored
So aliens killed everyones.


My bananas suck
It suck hard because im bored
It about sex toys.

~ a haiku

Oh, here's a story about goerge the Vosh. On day, while he was bored, Goerge, a 3 tons, 20 meters larges bloody juggernaute, drank all the holy water in the churche, so he got very sick and puked by most of his 14 mouths. So the Eveque, sadened by it all, send the Vosh to get trained in a dog house. Unfotunaly, George killed most of the puppies, and therefore got fired. Poor George.

The end.

 

[ChrisH36]

You need to have happy thoughts so you actually BE happy. You can stay in class, but you don't have to listen to the hag if you know what you are doing.

 

[B~E]

But we have NOTHING to do. No alternative but stare blankly into space, listening to the people's movie scenarios. Which horribly suck.

 

[ChrisH36]

Sleep, it always works if you don't get caught. Dream about a hot chick naked for the best results.

 

[B~E]

Thats what a need. An embarrasing boner in class. Look, I'm not in highschool anymore, I can't afford that.

 

[Galatia]

Phear not BE, I am here

Btw, is he going to read your scenario as well?

 

[TweaK]

If I posted on BF while my teachers were talking to me I'd get in trouble

 

[B~E]

yhea, he did read my scenario, and the class was stuned in awe at the greatness of my story.
Its basicaly a modern version of Grimm's fairy tale "the Grave Mourn", where we added an angel at the end, who's coming to the cemetery after the demon got tricked, but the angel failed to get the soul of the greedy man too, because of the peasant and the soldier. And at the end, we see the demon and the angel, both sitting on a couch, watching Tv, and briefly bitching about how they had a hard night because of of those pesky humans. Death will be there too, laughing at them, while doing its laundry. Basicaly, with my movie, I merly whant to point out how good and evil, God and satan, complete each other, even work together, if I might add.

Yhea, you can say it, my movie his going to be a poor travesty of a timeless tale. Howerver, during class, we learned the awesomness of Adobe Premiere, a video softwar. Man, I apologise for my above spam. =)

 

[Sakuhta]

Never fear, the RPG hack is here! Create a character my friend.

 

[ChrisH36]

Or just sit through it, try to enjoy it and play a computer game afterwards when you get access to a computer or go home or whatever you do.

 

[Sakuhta]

Or just do what everyone else suggested because they actually bring fun etc?

 

[ChrisH36]

Well I tried, and he didn't like my methods. Heh, whats the problem with having a boner

 

[Pains Requiem]

this is just me :
i have this "imaginary worl" thing going on, like ill imagine like footman fighting on te floor or soemthing and archers on the desks raining arrows at the people on he floor -
ive entertained myself for hours doing this. so far ive done a warcraft alternative, a ff8 world thing with you fighting zerg and..
just make something up then play it with your mind while imagining them on the desks, or the floor, or swinging from he lights or whatever-
i think ill stop talking now- about 90% of the people who read this will think im crazy but hey, it works!

 

[ChrisH36]

That works everytime, except I use zealot civil wars since they can be kinda fun to watch in actual starcraft.

 

[Andrew]

I know how you feel. At least you have a computer with you. The class I am in right now has to do with typing and formatting of letters and all that. It gets boring especially when I finished it in a week.