Oh bother...the day I lost my first client.

[The Turd Burglar]

I can't quite recall the day to this point, but I do think I have some of it heald back in memory. It was a few months ago, maybe longer. I had been seeing a man by the name of Paul Drysher. He was a simple man, but like others, he had his needs. His need with me was Turds. Not any turd would do. He liked them fresh and juicy. I'm not sure why, I never cared to ask. We had been doing business together for quite some time, I'd get a call once every few weeks, he'd need me to steal some more turds.

But, all of the sudden, I didn't get any calls. I didn't think much of it, I figured he was away on some other business, but after a while it got to me. I had to do somthing about it. I didn't know how to approach this, I didn't really know him on a personal level, but he was a client, and I did need the money. After a long thought process, I have decided to go to his house.

I walked inside, and there he was. Just sitting there on the ground, with all his clothes off. He had found a new business partner. He told me that the other guy was cheaper, and he could get it delievered. I pulled out a gun and shot him in the face.

"Nobody ****s with the turd burglar" I cried. I stormed over to his computer, and found this site, Battleforums.com. Intrested, I looked farther...and here I am. I am, The Turd Burglar.

 

[freak on a leash]

What he's trying to say is:

[marquee=10]LIKE OMG WHALECUM![/marquee]

 

[The Turd Burglar]

I cannot see your message, son, why don't you make it a little less pink?

 

[Arkillo]

Because it would lose effect. New memebrs need pink flashy things to attract them to stay.

 

[freak on a leash]

Is that better? Do I need to find a sparkly banenr also?

 

[The Turd Burglar]

If there is turds to be found, I will stay.

 

[freak on a leash]

If by turds, you mean little peices of poo, then yes.

 

[x42bn6]

Welcome to BattleForums. Cookie?*

 

[Vadriel]

Because it would lose effect. New memebrs need pink flashy things to attract them to stay.

As do current, older members. I mean I go wherever the shiny things are.

 

[Hamtaro]

[marquee=100]Welcome to the forums![/marquee]

 

[Death's the name...]

:ufo ::hbut
:umm :I like Smilies
:nooob
:doped:hxc

 

[Hamtaro]

I edited this because it wouldnt let me do what i wanted with my post.

Isnt there a rule against having more then 3 smilies with spam in 1 post?
[marquee=17]:nooob
:nooob
:nooob[/marquee]

 

[Johnny]

Isnt there a rule against having more then 3 smilies with spam in 1 post?
[marquee=17]:nooob
:nooob
:nooob[/marquee]

You only say that because CM warned you because you spammed stupid smilies. Then you argued in your signiture that there was no such rule.