Official Jokes Thread

[IK_Honor]

Hey everyone.
I thought i'de be the one to start this.
Say ANY joke you want here.

Lets start this off right.
Q: How many packies can u fit into a schoolbus?
A: Toss a quarter in the back to find out...

 

[Korittke]

yea lol letz kick off some racist jokes:

q: how do you call a black guy with a new bike?
a: thief

q: whats 2 black men on a bike?
a: organized crime

i forgot the rest lol who cares? those are old adn everyone knows them anyway so hah who gives a *_*_*_*?

 

[Abominable Pamma]

This is a paki joke, and all chracters are paki's.

A guy, named Abdul , works in a flour factory. One day, he picked up a bag of flour, and it broke open, making him all white. So he goes to his boss's office, and his boss asks what happened. Abdul says i pick up bag of flour, bag break, and i covered in flour! so the boss says go home and clean up. So he's on his way out, and the secretary asks what happened? He says i pick up flour, bag break, and i covered in flour. So in the parking lot, he runs into a coworker, and he asks what happened? Abdul gets really pissed off because everyone keeps asking him, so he says "I've been white for 30 ****ing minutes and i already hate all you pakis!"

HarHar!

How do pakis name their kids?

Run them over with a jeep. "UNDERJEEP!"

 

[IK_Honor]

STICKY THIS PLEASE BTW

Q: why dont blacks celebrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC is closed on holidays!!

Q: What do you do when u wake up in night and see ure TV floating?
A: Turn the lights on and shoot the nigga

 

[Abominable Pamma]

Q: Why do black people always say "hi mom" on T.v?
A: They don't know their real birth dads

 

[Ganj0r]

how u make a ****** drown?

pop his lips



what u call a ethopion with a feather up his ass?

dart

what u call a ethopion with dr martins on?

golf club lol

 

[sprucegoose]

theres been tons of other threads like this it doesnt deserve a sticky anyway....

why do blacks like basketball so much?

cause theres running shooting and stealing

 

[AzNsUpA-Boi]

I GOT THE ULTIMATE RACIST JOKES

Q: What do u call it when a black person gives a white boy a bike for his birthday
A: Giving his bike back

Q: Why are black peoples hands so white
A: They've been touching too many cop cars

Q: How do u blind fold a *****?
A: USE DENTAL FLOSS

Q: What do u call a black woman who has an abortion?
A: crimestopper

Q: Wat do u call a black person with no arms or legs?
A: Trustworthy

Q: How do u find out how many pakis are in a village?
A: Throw a quarter in the middle of the village
Q: Who is da richest paki?
A: The one who got the quarter!

 

[Arkillo]

Bah, you bumped a thread thats almost a year old