Odd Stories

[Hot Action Akule]

Post something odd that happened to you.


I guess i'll start. A few years ago (i think i was like 13 or 14) i was skating in the parking lot of a restaurant, and my parents and their friends were inside it. So me, my brother, and my friend were all skating when some dude came up to us out of nowhere on his bike and said Hey kids, you wanna come buy some skate stuff? I have some at my house. Cool stuff. and so my friend asked oh yeah? What kind of stuff (my little brother ran off to get my dad, and just for the record my dads an ex green beret so hes a tad bit entimidating...) and the guy had NO clue what the **** he was talking about. He said uh wheels. Yellow ones like that and pointed to my wheels. Suddenly i hear my dad yelling HEY ASS HOLE. WHAT THE **** ARE DOING? REAL SMART BUDDY and he was running full speed at the guy and me and my friend were like OOOH SHIT and we took off toward the restaurant. Well the dude biked off before my dad could get to him, but my dad kinda chased him out of the parking lot and then he called the police.

 

[m3th0dz!]

Thats more stupid then odd i would say =/ Why would your dad be all pissed over someone trying to sell some skate stuff?

 

[aphextwin]

lol what a rapist

nothing much happened to me..... except the time i had a bad trip and i told myself never to do drugs again :0

 

[cxoli]

That was an odd story....

I can't really think of anything off the top of my head....The only thing that comes to mind is when I was 13 I had my hair cut short and spiked so I looked like a guy, and these highschool girls were hitting on me. When they found out my name was Sara, they gave these horrified looks and asked what my brother's name was instead (and he was 11 at the time -_-;. I guess some people are just really desperate.

 

[Darkmatter]

An odd story for me....




Seeing as I usually wear black everywhere, I decided to go all white for one week. Got my Hair White, clothes, Earrings, Shoes, Everything. Everyone stared at me even more then when I wear my gothic clothes and stuff. I looked like some fruity Holy Angel thing. >.< I won't ever convert to the light, though.

 

[Static]

not really Odd but funny to me all the same...

there was an old lady who was abit off the clock. She kept telling me and my friends that her grandson was missing and to tell him to come home for dinner. She went on and on about how he used to fly the planes, and would always say "you remember, the planes." She was saying the same things over and over and wouldnt leave, until i said we gotta go.

Then i later found out she has no grandson and always goes into the bar (where my dad drinks) and trys to bring a stranger home for diner.

Lol i was high so i felt bad for her. Like in requiem for a dream. I felt sorry.

 

[Hot Action Akule]

Originally posted by m3th0dz!
Thats more stupid then odd i would say =/ Why would your dad be all pissed over someone trying to sell some skate stuff?

If you werent retarded i'd point out that he was trying to get us to go to his house.

 

[Arkillo]

Yeah, a few days ago I was at McDonalds eating a sundae and some hamburgers, the place was practically empty. Well, across the way, and diagonal a bit (like 40 feet away) was this old guy. He started talking to me, sitting there. I was nice to him, then like 3 minutees later, he's like "do you mind if I sit next to you?" I was like "GOO!" and just kinda left.

****ing old perv

 

[BH_Naft]

i was in taco bell with this random guy on acid....he was talking to satan, and started yelling at some "gangsta"-type kids saying not to listen because the devil was trying to get them to kill him, and then he started talking to satan again, staring behind those people(where satan was, duh!), then he looked at me and asked me to not let satan kill him, then he left.

it was really cool.

um, this post is significant becasuse its a story about satan, its my 666th post, and i think satan should be stabbed.

 

[IceDevil9]

Well, one time, 3 years ago at halloween me and my friends all went trick or treating (Summer of 8th Grade) and we went home through the school in my neighborhood (Fulton Middle School) at around 9:45 PM. Well, as we got into the field, we heard a whistle, and about 60 guys dressed in black came out of nowhere. We didn't run, so we walked quickly to the neighborhood down the street from us, then we walked home from there.

My friend and I are almsot positive they didn't attack us because we had a German Shepard with us.

-Frank

 

[OMGLOLWTFPWN]

This isn't really an odd story but it is about a camping trip. So we're camping and sleeping in the tent, and my parents are in the back of the truck, just our luck it starts to rain, then harder, then storm. So I'm not getting any sleep at all because I can hear the thunder coming down sounding ten feet away and see bright flashes of light every 10-20 seconds. When all of a sudden we hear a bag ripping outside. After that all we heard was a whole lot of animals squealing and then came the smell... a skunk. When we woke up we saw that raccoons had climbed the tree and gotten into the garbage (There was a watermelon rind stuck on some branches forty feet up), and could still slightly smell a skunk. I have no clue what happened but it was kind of freaky and kind of funny to hear all the squeals in the middle of night out of nowhere.

 

[Magikarp]

One time, I had the chicken pox.