*Note to self - never try adn take a shit while playing paintball

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Yea well yesterday me and some freinds usal get high and go play paintball becuz pain si fun and all...well i was hiding in these bushes and jsut out of no where i had to take a shit..well i didn't want to surrender becuz i'd get shot in the nuts and that hurts...so i hunkered down and i guess my grunting must of attracted namaina becuz i saw a paintball fly past my head adn hit a tree....so i took off running shooting and crapping the whole time and nakme railed ime in the lower back and was luaghign hisass off watchingmy stoend ass try to run with my pants down to my ankles....i got teh last luagh though...he stepped in my shit hahahahaha
 

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holy...LOL! goddamn i should try that.
 

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it seems he is getting himself into more trouble each week... you should make some kind of sitcom... a show about getting messed up and ending up doing dumb things.
 

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well it wasn't on purpose..i treally had to shit..jsut weird shit happens to me alot i gues....
 

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Originally posted by Renzokuken
How many brain cells do you have glowpole?
Well from that he just lost about 50.
 

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lol i think the reason im not as smart as i used to be is not becuz of pot..it becuz i used to huff alot when i was a kid..aka popery and gas and paint ect..i was a huff actic -_-
 

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WoW, now thats something, playing paintbsll while taking a shit...i shall never forget this glowy.
 

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i took a piss while being shot at... but was never dumb enough to take a dump o.o taking a piss your in pretty good shape, if they get too close you can zip up and run or shoot back. and i had a good teammate :)
 

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OMFG glowpole, thats ****ing funney. yuo have the funniest ****ing life ever!
 

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I got a picture of a rock i took a shit behind.... i meen i left a shit there... btw, the rock is in the grand canyon. no joke there.

YOU DON'T SHIT WHILE PLAYING A GAME!!!!
 

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ya really man. i would be scared to take a shit while playing paintball. u got some guts glowpole!!!!!1
 

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