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[luisp]

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[sharksfin.gamer]

Uh... I don't know... watch TV I guess...

 

[DB]

I wanna get my dick sucked.

 

[sharksfin.gamer]

that's nice to hear

 

[TroiK-]

I wanna get my dick sucked.

lmfao. QFT!!!!!

 

[Gimmi]

i asked how long my penis should be. update with details.

edit:
answer 1
as long as you want
anwer 2:
2 miles
answer 3:

Spoiler

All conversations are public.
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You asked:
how long should my penis be?
~~
Connected in chat session (17 seconds).
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The other user says:
how old are you?
You say:
how old are you?
You say:
seriously
You say:
i need help
He/she says:
ok but what is your age
You say:
13
He/she says:
i would say 3-4 in idk
You say:
i think ive fallen behind =(
He/she says:
lol so have i so no sweet
He/she says:
sweat*
You say:
how big is yours
He/she says:
2.9
You say:
how old are you?
He/she says:
16
You say:
so most 13 years olds have bigger penises than you?
You say:
based on what you said
He/she says:
idk i dont look at there penises
You say:
good point
You say:
does your girlfriend say yours is small
He/she says:
dont got one
You say:
boyfriend?
He/she says:
wtf i cant see what im typeing
He/she says:
no
He/she says:
not gay
You say:
me either then
You say:
are you asain or something?
He/she says:
na
He/she says:
i just suck
You say:
you seem pretty open about it
He/she says:
idc really
You say:
because no girlfriend?
He/she says:
for the most part and cuss its the interwebs nobody can see me
You say:
do your friends know? or do you keep it a secret
He/she says:
not really no they dont care anyway
You say:
thanks for you help, little guy
He/she says:
ok small fry
You say:
hey my penis isnt small im just young
You say:
you're the little guy here
He/she says:
ok ok no need to get bent out of shape
You say:
no hard feelings
You say:
thanks for answering my question

 

[Uncle_Vanya]

i asked how long my penis should be. update with details.

edit:
answer 1
as long as you want
anwer 2:
2 miles
answer 3:

Spoiler

All conversations are public.
~~
You asked:
how long should my penis be?
~~
Connected in chat session (17 seconds).
~~
The other user says:
how old are you?
You say:
how old are you?
You say:
seriously
You say:
i need help
He/she says:
ok but what is your age
You say:
13
He/she says:
i would say 3-4 in idk
You say:
i think ive fallen behind =(
He/she says:
lol so have i so no sweet
He/she says:
sweat*
You say:
how big is yours
He/she says:
2.9
You say:
how old are you?
He/she says:
16
You say:
so most 13 years olds have bigger penises than you?
You say:
based on what you said
He/she says:
idk i dont look at there penises
You say:
good point
You say:
does your girlfriend say yours is small
He/she says:
dont got one
You say:
boyfriend?
He/she says:
wtf i cant see what im typeing
He/she says:
no
He/she says:
not gay
You say:
me either then
You say:
are you asain or something?
He/she says:
na
He/she says:
i just suck
You say:
you seem pretty open about it
He/she says:
idc really
You say:
because no girlfriend?
He/she says:
for the most part and cuss its the interwebs nobody can see me
You say:
do your friends know? or do you keep it a secret
He/she says:
not really no they dont care anyway
You say:
thanks for you help, little guy
He/she says:
ok small fry
You say:
hey my penis isnt small im just young
You say:
you're the little guy here
He/she says:
ok ok no need to get bent out of shape
You say:
no hard feelings
You say:
thanks for answering my question

ROFL, wow, that really just happened didn't it?

 

[Darkmatter]

Gimmi is epic win.

I want to be with the girl I like tonight.

 

[Gimmi]

i also asked how to approach the sensitive question of anal (also an article on fark)
someone said "from behind"
others adivced me not to.
then i asked about double dippind
DONT DO THAT
EVER
SERIOUSLY

this is my new favorite website even when im sober

 

[Glowy]

I go there for sex advice

 

[sharksfin.gamer]

lol I wish I can spend time with the girl I want... though I don't think chucking the chicken would be scheduled anytime soon lol

 

[Jim Morrison]

Hi guys im asking here because the other night someone said my penis is small..

Is it small if im 2.9?

 

[munchyman]

No.
It's miniscule. Footlong or GTFO.

actually, is that length or width? Also, there are young impressionable children about! edit! edit!!

 

[Darkmatter]

Hi guys im asking here because the other night someone said my penis is small..

Is it small if im 2.9?

Depends on the color of your skin.

 

[Johnny]

Hi guys im asking here because the other night someone said my penis is small..

Is it small if im 2.9?

2.9 feet is pretty big.

 

[Jim Morrison]

way to miss the joke