Noah's Ark?

[Laharl]

YouTube - Noah's ark... The dumbest story in the bible

 

[EEX_ca_aok]

"And you are living proof that we are descended from apes..."

LOL.

 

[Emperor Pan I]

Stupid.

Noah's Ark isn't a literal story and anyone who tries to prove it didn't happened missed the whole point entirely.

 

[eltonjohn24]

So you're saying that Noah's Ark is not a real story?

 

[Wing Zero]

i believe it. god had to kill the unicorns, trolls and the other bull **** creatures/animals some how. and then after the flood every thing had a huge orgy

 

[Jenny]

YOU'VE GOT LIONS IN MY ZEBRAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[AZN_FLEA]

i see weed in your pocket jenny

 

[ChrisH36]

i believe it. god had to kill the unicorns, trolls and the other bull **** creatures/animals some how. and then after the flood every thing had a huge orgy

Someone was watching too much Robot Chicken.

Religion has a funny way of playing on words. Hell, it even condones death for breaking the rules with sins. Keep the sabbath day holy for instance. Explain why Target, Wal-Mart, most resteraunts and small businesses are open on Sunday? If that were true, we would all be dead.

"The Kangaroos and the wombats flew back to Austrailia with thier magical wings"

LOL!

 

[NeverGoingBack]

My personal favorite is the story of Samson. A man who God gave superhuman strength to for growing his hair out like a rocker. He later killed 1000's of men with a donkeys jaw bone after his ***** of a women betrayed him.

Great story

 

[Wing Zero]

Someone was watching too much Robot Chicken.

lol he said somethiung that remindsme of a****ty show! he must be a big fan!!!!!!

i actully had that idea a while back before that **** came on.

 

[ChrisH36]

I am not a fan of Robot Chicken. I just watched it once and it had a skit with something along those lines.