CODEX ARTUFILUS MILITIA: The Gospel according to Arxces
So sayeth Armilitaeus:
Hello i'm sure that you're sure so i'm so my plexaxiom state is unsure of my username... So thats how my cookie crumbled in such an unbalance of realms..hmmm Anyway i'm hoping somebody could help?
1:1 In the beginning, there was reality
1:2 And it was made from the Obvious
1:3 And for a while it was good
1:4 Then Man came along, manifold, and established his state
1:5 And endowed things with uses and names
1:6 Woe! And it was not to be!
1:7 For Man created the Cookie Confection
1:8 Round it was, and pitted with chips
1:9 And Man Dwelt on it, and for a while it was good
1:10 Thus did Man forget, and his realm crumbled
1:11 And shook reality to its core
1:12 And Hopeless Man cried for Help
So sayeth Armilitaeus:
Well if somebody hated me times 3 the axiom of reality after 4 becomes 3D... Am i at the right place? Friends here.. Foes there! Thanks
Ahhh i also would like to mention that my inspiring precept design is of the past... I'm sick of observing and aspiring to inspire. So today is a good day to play.
2:1 Thus did the hatred spread, body to body
2:2 The Third reality was void
2:3 The Fourth was taken as the fundamental Truth
2:4 And Deus proclaimed the three
2:5 And Man, so soon pulled from the crumbling, questioned
2:6 For soon were we pulled, whence are we?
2:7 Whence are friends, foes, the like?
2:8 For questions abated, and Man gave thanks to salvation
2:9 And inspirations came to Man
2:10 Teachings, laws and order-bound was he
2:11 Intelligent indeed was the Design
2:12 That created Man in the deepest history
2:13 Yet Man grew weary of Precepitus
2:14 No longer content to watch at peace
2:15 But Man harboured aspirations to inspire lies
2:16 Yet thought his rebellion was but a jest in play
2:17 And thus wrought in the good day his doom
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Absurdum contra ad absurdum, aegri somnia...