New Diablo 2 Story

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ILL START THE STORY OFF.....


DIABLO WAS BORN..................

 

[DaBeast]

From the first day diablo was born he had a craving for destruction

 

[Snagg]

his brothers, mephisto and baal liked to pick on him.. but one day they went too far....

 

[Judge_Dee]

they pushed diablo over the edge, and diablo burst out from his baby imp skin and...

 

[NickHead]

busted out an ozzie and iced his bro's

 

[NickHead]

oozie or uzie whatever..

 

[Snagg]

then the dad came in.......

 

[Kitty]

...and he was really mad. he sent all of them to their domain in helll and told them not to come out until they think up a punishment...

 

[DonkyPuncheR]

They thought they should slurp rancid tuna salad out of their own ass or donkypunch some innocent bystandard paladin

 

[Kitty]

so they decidec they they will kill ppl on the earth instead.

 

[NickHead]

so they got to the mortal realms and there stood the brave druid on the USEast Open realm Nichghead and shuddered with fear as he brandished his great maul and stood with his barb assistance

 

[Misterwhippy]

then everyone lagged out and got "relm down"

 

[NickHead]

so we all went on single player and cracked our necks and stretched the bow's of zons while Nick stabbed them all int he throat went on different realm and bitch slapped teh prime evils..and then took a nap from his long day

 

[Snagg]

then blizzard made the prime evil's invincible, and the heros lvl 1, with -90 skill pionts to all... and -100 attributes to all...

 

[NickHead]

and we all died and then the three evils wacked each other off until their dicks fell of and bled to death..not so invincible now ..huh..so then I lvled up and walked around ****ing those big titted amazons and charsi...the end

 

[Snagg]

little did nickhead know that the end is just the beginning... one day, Tyrael was flying around the streets of heaven's gates... then he saw something very very disturbing....

 

[Misterwhippy]

tyreal saw our heros using a pindle bot and tagged all of them...

 

[Snagg]

then tyrael took out his majestic sword of justice...