My friend has too much free time....

munchyman

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I have a friend who is exceedingly horny. His every waking moment is devoted to the study of new masturbation techniques. So, keeping that in mind while reading....one day we were in the school library, doing random shit, when he decides to program some random flash shit. And what does he make??? A fricking **** dancing in a bunch of flowers........holy shit......I wonder if hes gay but then I see all the pornos in his room. For gods sake, this dude bought a thong just to jack off to! Anyway, just had to get that out.....Now to go beat off to some insane porno to get that fricking ****-toon out of my head.
 

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Reminds me of my youth. Your Friend shall grow to become a great man of wisdom, if'n he stays on his current track.


-VC
 

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LOL ur friend has issues. not that thats a bad thing in this case. i used to have all sorts of crap like that. but then i deleted it :(
 

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I have mad porno in my room,
Im so luckyÜ
 

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NO im lucky, becasue i didnt have to buy it, my dad did!

Bitch dontt try to come at me.

Asshole
 

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AHHHH butt hole, frakin rear licking, pot smoking, mother loving, god damn jew
 

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Zsquared sumday when you get laid you'll realize your not so lucky having "mad porn" in your room. But untill that day have fun wit it
 

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LOL z will never get layed.... ever. adn by the way it was natural talent.
 

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lol u just made an idiot of yourself jiggy u just called yourself an idot,thats comedy
 

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Ahhhh what can i say hes a little on the odd side but ya know.
And Jim stfu u hobo street thug wannabe
 

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im a thug wanna be when did i ever act like i wanted to be a thug?
 

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