Moments you remember as a wee lad.

[Kuro Neko]

Can be anything embarrassing, cool, etc.

I remember some embarrassing moment waaaay back in like kindergarden when a kid came up to me, made some strange face, reached down the back of his pants, which appeared to be a hand full of shit and rubbed it on the wall. Course the teacher saw and I couldn't stop laughing.

 

[Wing Zero]

When I was like 12 and my male cousin was like 6, I always use to do stuff that "accidentally" made my cock come out of my pants, in the hope that he'd see. I ussed to do it all the time. Once I invented this game where I pretended to shoot aliens or something, and every time I got shot I'd fall over dead, and my cousin had to put his hand inside my underpants and press a "button" on my inner thigh. Wtf.

 

[TrongaMonga]

Asians are indeed a weird breed.

 

[x42bn6]

I remember falling down the stairs.*

 

[Glowy]

I shit myself in kindergarden and had to wear a trashbag till mom came and picked me up

 

[Jenny]

When I was like 12 and my male cousin was like 6, I always use to do stuff that "accidentally" made my cock come out of my pants, in the hope that he'd see. I ussed to do it all the time. Once I invented this game where I pretended to shoot aliens or something, and every time I got shot I'd fall over dead, and my cousin had to put his hand inside my underpants and press a "button" on my inner thigh. Wtf.

What the fuck..

 

[Wing Zero]

i no right?

 

[Ashigaru]

So when is the next NAMBLA meeting?

 

[Wing Zero]

I gots more
One day I had my friend and his older brother over at my house, and they thought it would be so funny to pee on my dog. So I took it down to the landing towards our basement, and since he couldn't climb stairs, he was basically trapped there. That's when I peed on him from the top of the stairs, completely soaking him in my urine. The kids thought it was hilarious, but I think one of them told my parents. While I was being forced to clean the dog in the basement sink, they were sent home.

 

[AxL]

Wing Zero those are just jokes, right?

Anyway, the only cool thing I can think of is that I met Jay-Z when I was 9 in a hotel in Boston. I wasn't old enough to really appreciate it at the time, though. I still have a Roc-A-Fella Records business card somewhere in my house that he gave to me.

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

It was a calm night back in 96 when I lived in Scottsbluff, Nebaska. My family and I were sitting in the living room, watching TV like we always did when suddenly we felt a tremendous rumble that shook the very foundation of our house and shattered the windows. Not knowing at all was was going on, my father hurried us to the cellar as he ran outside to see what was the cause. It was moments later we heard his footsteps on the stairs as he approached us with a look on his face I will never forget. "Its gone" he whispered "What is?!" my mother replied. "The factory Irene, its gone."

In total disbelief my mother took our hand and walked us all outside. As we reached the corner we could hear the police and ambulance sirens wail. A cloud of smoke and debris enveloped the whole east side of town. Closer and closer we walked until we could see...the sugar factory had exploded, and the whole block was leveled. /end story

gay story aside, back in 96 the sugar factory in town exploded due to a spark while welding in the silos, 1 dead/plenty more injured...the explosion was pretty fucking intense and shook our house, first thing we thought was the crackheads across the street blew up the place


pics InterLinc: City of Lincoln: Fire & Rescue Department Title

 

[ChrisH36]

When I got my first video game console - NES.

That pretty much pointing me into the life of computer programming and gaming.

 

[Kuro Neko]

QFT, considering computer programming or art, and I'm leaning towards my art.