"Did you know that trinity dies at the end? No punchline here, i just wanted to ruin the ending." "The dialogue is tacky, not unlike a pregnant woman in a bathing suit (unless you're into that sort of thing, in which case you might find the dialogue strangely erotic). For example, any time a character asked the question "what do you want?" It was always answered with "the same thing you want." The pain you suffer during this movie registers somewhere between being jack-hammered in the face and having scissors jammed into your urethra"" just remembered how boring this movie was and it's pissing me off. Then this dumb bitch sitting next to me kept getting excited and yelling at the screen "close the hatch, close the hatch!!! Don't let it get you!!!" Thanks moron, I'm sure the actors on screen will take note of that, because they're not just beams of light shot through a shitty projector in a shitty theater in shitty Utah. They should have called this movie The Matrix: Stupid Boring Dog Shit Part III. I give my word to retract 100% of my statements about this movie if the DVD is subtitled "stupid boring dog shit part III." It'll never happen.
Update: I've been getting quite a bit of email from people asking me to post a warning on my review if it includes any spoilers, so here you go: warning, this review contains spoilers.
I've saved 735,554 people $7.50 each with this review. " I think this pretty much explains this movie. Don't see it. The special effects are OK, thats pretty much the only thing you can find good about it, better than the second one but... thats not hard.
