Man

[Jimbo]

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy **** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

 

[Glowy]

im glad someone realized it

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway.

 

[Jimbo]

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned

 

[Glowy]

This girls 17 now Im a pedifile, now shes showing me her tits I think this girls gone wild. I whipped out my dick and
her jaw hit the floor. Actin like shes never seen a magnum before. Turn off the Lights and now Im gonna film it, turn
on the night vision like shes Paris HIlton. FLashflores walked in and said chupa mi pito. Then she munched on his dick like a macho burrito

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

i cant speak spanish

 

[Jimbo]

Do you know tyler durden?

 

[Wing Zero]

i have a manly ritual called 'terminator'. I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

tell him the liberator that destroyed your property has realigned your perception

 

[Glowy]

i cant speak spanish

only when youy need head u can

 

[Jimbo]

It's getting exciting now, 2 and 1/2. Think of everything we've accomplished, man. Out these windows, we will view the collapse of financial history. One step closer to economic equilibrium.

 

[Sogeking]

my ***** is a terminator

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

Reject the basic assumption of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions.

 

[Jimbo]

It's just, when you buy furniture, you tell yourself, that's it. That's the last sofa I'm gonna need. Whatever else happens, I've got that sofa problem handled.

 

[Johnny]

In before 'his name was Robert Paulson' quotes.

 

[Jimbo]

This is Bob. Bob had ***** tits.

 

[Teddy]

jim dont be gay

 

[Jason]

I take it the staff is on vacation? ;

 

[Jimbo]

no but ted is lolololol

 

[Glowy]

so what teddy n cheeze get banned for this time?