Let's post old PM's!

[MacMan]

Dig through your inbox and find an old PM that strikes you as humorous. I'll start

From: Andrew
Subject: "Can you just tell..."
9-18-2004 10:51 PM

Body:

everyone that I'm not a ###### fat kid with an afro. It's really annoying having everyoen call me a fat afro kid when I am not.

He actually is a ###### fat kid with an afro.

 

[Jimbo]

Omg jim morrison i was looking the music thread and i see you like punk like me thing is im newb to punk scene so i was thinking if you could tell me some good bands i can start listenning to? thank you sir

SO PUNK

 

[Clearcast]

I am pretty good with cars but can't seem to figure out what is wrong with my friends focus. It has a miss (engine shakes, and the RPM's Jump so I think it's a miss) and I have changed out his plugs and tested all his coil packs and they all seem to be working well....but it still shakes. You seem to know more about little cars then I do so tell me if you can think of anything else. I may do a compression test...hopefully it's not one of cylinders going bad

he actually asked for my help at the same time as he was spilling his heart out and whining at me in that stupid asylum war rant. weird guy..

 

[Octopor]

Haha, ya what can I say. I'm moving up in life.

lol .

 

[jd-inflames]

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From : iBrandon
To : jd-inflames
Date : 2004-12-17 18:51
Title : Re: You have been warned
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You have been warned for the post: Your Post. Your warning level is now: 1. This action was taken for the following reason: Stop advertising in other peoples threads. It still coutns as multiple advertisement and spam. Next time it's 2 points and I'm adding the site to the filter.. Please reply back if you have a dispute. jd-inflames

That's the last time you post that link in my forum unappropriately, Brandon.

You sir, are an ass to me, and pestering me...i am already an admin there..thus i shouldent be warned and i was fooling around. You need to take my warning point off, i did nothing wrong! Multipul advertising? EXCUSE ME?! Next time just void, editing my post making it look like spam is gay...

I miss being an advertising mod at times...

This is the oldest PM I have.

 

[MacMan]

From: Lwek
Subject: "Hi, Moderator here."
07-24-2003 09:55 PM

Body:

Hi I have pmed you to inform you that you have been rapidly spamming the Starcraft UMS Forums with the phrase: "No Problem." I strongly suggest you stop. If you continue to do this, you may be temporarily banned or permanently baned.

-Master Virus

I posted that in ~15 threads for shîts and giggles -- many of which were a year old. Good times!

 

[Arkillo]

I have countless PM's of me *****ing at nearly everything that's ever been staff.

It's awesome.

 

[CelestialBadger]

This really means a lot to me... Flame it as much as you like in the asylum...but dont post it up!

“There is one more child in there”, yelled a bystander. "Nobody go in there! It is too risky", said the firefighter. Without hesitation, I dashed into the building searching for the child. As the heat began to engulf the entire building, I found the stranded child and swung him over my shoulder. Just as the ceiling began to collapse, I kicked down a flaming side door and exited to safety. After having performed a tracheotomy on the child with my pocket knife and a drinking straw, the ambulance arrived to take the child to the local hospital. This event, however, did not happen (fortunately for the child). Instead my evolution of coming to terms with wanting to become a doctor has comprised of many experiences and personal revelations, rather than one dramatic moment in my life.
I presume I was first drawn towards the field of natural sciences when I was a high school sophomore in Lebanon. After having finished studying for a biology test, I opened the text book and began to question the basis of all the theories I had just learned. How did the scientists deal with their hypotheses? How did these theories come about? Mr. Abi-Rashid, my high school biology teacher, put it best, “Science never answers a question without posing ten more.” My increasing interest and curiosity led me to further probe the broad field of science in order to find my niche.
I then left Lebanon and came to the United States in order to complete my final year in high school. Many things were left behind; however, I still had that passion for science. “Blood is pumped from the left atrium to the right ventricle where it is later delivered to the rest of your body via the aorta” said my high school anatomy and physiology teacher. I was moved by the intricate workings of the human body. Understanding human anatomy and physiology reminded me of playing a piano sonata; where each note meant very little alone. It was, however, the collection of notes played seamlessly that held significance; just as the details of anatomy are truly significant when taken as a whole. Towards the end of my high school senior year, I was introduced to Dr. Shebaya, a cardiologist, who allowed me to shadow him for a day. It was a new experience for me because I had never before visited a hospital without the intent of seeing an ill friend or relative. It was truly eye opening to see how he utilized his medical knowledge to tackle real life scenarios.
Until then, I had viewed a doctor as a medicinal expert whose only role was to dish out medical advice and write out prescriptions. However, the comfort and friendliness with which Dr. Shebaya dealt with his patients immediately changed my outlook; I had now truly appreciated the social aspects of being a doctor. My mind was finally set on becoming a doctor; however, there was still much to learn about the demands involved in the role.
My first two years of university were very demanding because I had to juggle my heavy job workload with my classes. Because of this, I had little time to devote to my extracurricular endeavors. However, as soon as I had some leeway with my financial burdens, I began to volunteer at various clinics and hospitals. It was these experiences that allowed me to fully appreciate the demands that are placed upon a doctor and at the same time gain valuable insight into the medical profession.
A particular experience at the urgent care clinic I volunteered at had a profound impact on me. Everything seemed to be going well that day; only a handful of patients with minor injuries had visited. However, before I knew it, a young teenager barges in with his mother yelling: “He ate some walnuts. I think he is having an allergic reaction!” Suffering from anaphylactic shock, the boy’s head had swollen up like a balloon. I immediately summoned the doctor and tried to calm the mother and the child. When the child was seated, I was instructed to get epinephrine. I dashed to get the epinephrine shot, and handed it to the doctor. The doctor skillfully administered the shot, while constantly reassuring the mother and keeping her son calm. This is a prime example of the skills that I want to acquire as a doctor; which is the perfect balance of physiological knowledge and social ability or awareness.
My evolution of deciding to become a doctor has taken a path of many experiences. These experiences have been surmised into one idea; the bridging of two worlds in medicine. I now realize that science complements the social aspect of medicine. I have constantly had a spirit of diligence and success, which resonates throughout my academic, personal, and social experiences. Therefore, I am confident that I have the dedication, and personal experience to become a great addition to your school.

whoops

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

asylum bumping

if you bump without a reason again you'll be up for a temp ban. I have seen two threads so far that had long died and you bumped for no apparent reason at all really, except to get the words "sponsored by oldies" in there. It pains me to do this actually no it doesnt but thats our little secret

*******

 

[Arkillo]

This is the greatest PM i've ever seen, from anyone, ever. It just shows how pathetic some people really really are;

In the Rate the This/That/whatever of the person above you thread, you posted a rather "you" rating of me. Since N_ posted afterwards, I didn't get the chance to do yours. I will take this opportunity to let you know how I feel about you, in complete honesty.

Avatar: Decent. Looks fairly good, but is too damn simple. 6/10, fits you better than most people's avatars fit them.

Sig: Too simple, and symbolizes your attitude in general. Fits you very well. 4/10

CT: No imagination. Much like yourself. Nothing to it but crudeness and lack of inspiration. 1/10

Persona: 1/10. Only because having a 0 would be dead. You're my least-liked member on here, simply because you're a hateful and spiteful ass who thinks he's better than everybody else, in every way, with no basis. I give everyone a chance. I gave you many. I still hate you. No. I don't hate anyone, it's not in my nature. I dislike you, and I feel sorry for you, for your simplistic and hollow lifestyle.

Sorry. That seemed a bit more like an attempt at a flame. I don't care. Take it as you will. I just desired to let you know my opinion on these matters, since you have no difficulty sharing yours.

Have a nice day.

Go ahead and guess who said that.

 

[Emperor Pan I]

This is a PM sent directly to both Pan and Zaku,

I received a PM from Swooper tonight requesting that you be added as moderators of Night Elf and Undead (Pan), and Frozen Throne (Zaku) sections of the WarCraftForums.

Since Pan is familiar with the BattleStaff area, I'm confident you know what to do...

Please take the time to read through the two stickies there to get oriented with our user warning system, and such. If you have any further problems, please feel free to PM me, or contact me via AIM. My s/n is coRtALoS...

Other than that, feel free to post in the Battle Staff forum threads whenever you wish to voice your opinion, and remember that what is posted there is based on an honor system. Subject in there is considered private, please keep it as such.

06-09-2003, 11:28 PM

Now I feel really old.

Going through my old PMs dating back the past 5 years is quite funny. Although every time I would get a PM from someone I don't generally talk to they always open up asking for something with "I know you don't like me" and I have this nagging suspicion a lot of people feel that for some weird reason. Maybe I come off to much as a prick? I don't know, can't figure it out.

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

vad???

 

[MacMan]

Go ahead and guess who said that.

I'm pretty sure lots of people hate you that much, so I'm kinda at a loss.

CB, how did you convince that guy to apply to your fine school of medicine?

 

[CelestialBadger]

Everyone wants in cause it's a damn good school. I take the approach of the father who throws his kid in the ocean to teach him to swim. I stab you in the gut and say, "ok if you want to live you'd better ****ing learn some medicine and fast."

 

[concrete_sox]

title: stop derailing threads

Keep your chit-chat conversations about random stuff to your own threads, stop ruining others or i WILL ban you.

i cannot be bothered going through 450 pms

 

[Zmoney]

I got this after this one guy claimed he killed a guy who broke in his apartment, smoked a cig on his dead body, then the cops came and never cared. I hassled him about it a little bit and said he was liar or something. In conclusion I got this....

Kinda funny how mad he got about it. I think he was older and I was about 16 at the time.

Here's your reply dick
Since the mods kept deleting my post, I figured I let you read it.

Yippy let's all go to the asylum ....

Yea, I said that, (and it did happen) but whos the one lying to themself? What I said was true, I even said to come to Brooklyn (because my ass is too poor for a printer) to see the papers yourself, but I guess mommy could'nt give you a ride. Couldn't you just steal a car like all the real bad ass ghetto kids.

Just to make it a bit clearer. YOU ARE A WIGGER! A white boy from the suburbs trying to act black and all hard. Guess it's hard growing up in upstate New York, with all the malls, big houses, all the money, (which of course are your parents) not having to worry about inner city crime. Wait .... what part of this makes you hard again? Is it the lack of lovin' from mommy and daddy? Can't be because they are still married. Yep, happily married. Soooooooo ... can't be that.
Is it the repressed anger from getting your ass kicked as a kid being a rich kid. Did you feel like you had to act all bad to get respect from your other rich kid friends?
Wait a second, maybe you didn't come to Brooklyn, because you might have gotten laughed at. I understand now and am sorry, did not mean to put you in a situation that would get your rep in a bind.

To play devils advocate here .... what do I have to prove, nothing. If I left tomarrow, 99.9% of the people here wouldn't even know I was gone. I ain't worry about no e-rep, I could care less. Hell, I must have struck a cord with you if your bringing stuff up from how long ago. Get real "Z-Money", I could give a **** what you think is fact from fiction. It is clear you have the lines blurred in your own life .... "Homie"


1. wigger
A male caucasion, usually born and raised in the suburbs that displays a strong desire to emulate African American Hip Hop culture and style through "Bling" fashion and generally accepted "thug life" guiding principles.
Often characterized by his car, or "whip": usually an econobox modified with at least twice the car's book value in non-power producing modifications or an SUV with at least 5500 lbs. of curb weight. Traditional trucks can also qualify here, depending on locale (southern states' percentages are higher). All vehicles are also mandated to have at least 19" chrome alloy wheels, regardless of make. The typical wigger is also characterized by a strong desire to adorn gold jewlery (especially heavy gold chains) and athletic warm up suits. All equipment and clothing will be paid for by the parents of the individual in question, or the parents of said individual's "shorty" through the use of said shorty's credit cards.
A general disposition of "hard" will be displayed among other wiggers and to kids around their neighbohood (usually labelled a 'subdivision' or 'gated community' due to its mass produced housing develoment origins). This disposition will immediately be dropped and replaced by a more typical "white boy" disposition when in the presence of actual African Americans ( with exceptions: Those whose origins trace to the suburbs being the most prominant.).Wigger: "Yo kid, you best be watchin' ya step!"
Typical Suburban White Girl: "Didn't you get that Do-rag at Hot topic?"

2. wigger
A white guy pretending to be a black one. You know, the kind of guy who walks around in Puffa jackets, with afros, and then wonders why people beat him up when he goes out at night."Fo' shizzle, mah nizzle, what's up with you, dawg!"
*WHACK*
"No beef, man, no beef!"

3. wigger
Wigger - W(annabe-N)igger

4. wigger
A pejorative term for a caucasian kid ("white" person) who mimicks language, dress

5. wigger
A White Kid pretending to act like hes Black, s/he has appalling spelling and grammar skills and usually finds it hard to speak proper english.Wigger: Whaddit be up 'omie
Normal Person: What?
Wigger: Yo ***** Be it up to My omiez down frum da westside of da bronx Brutha Know whaddym Sayin
Normal Person: Learn to speak english
Wigger: whaddu yooz talkin bout *****h, diz iz inglish innit?
Normal Person: No, Thats oompaloompaish

6. wigger
A piece of nasty, disgusting, wannabe black, stupid, ignorant, white trash who tries to act black because he thinks it makes him look cool; Low life.Look at that wigger over there with his Fubu shirt, what a ******.

7. wigger
wigger-(n.) one who suffers from "ghettoitis", a disease that occurs mostly in caucasion high school/ college aged males (mostly from rich, white families and suburban homes having 2 or more expensive sports cars or SUVs), causing them to believe that they are african-american and from "the hood", and they they are "missundastood" and will "bust a cap in yo ass" if you "be playa hatin'", they feel driven to listen to rap music as an attempt to blend in with african-american society, sometimes even listening to other sufferers of ghettoitis (ex. eminem, vanilla ice) to feel an even stronger sense of belonging. there is no cure for this illness but it has many side effexts, such as tripping over ridiculously large pants and boots, wearing funny hats, and speaking ebonics, as well as annoying all of those around them.-"**** you wigger"
-"yo step off son get out of ma grill i'm'a bust a cap in yo ass fool dont make me get ma dawgs on yo ass, its about to get bloody in in here, i'll get ma shawty to sit on yo ass with her ghettttto bootay!"
-"yo dawg y u frontin?"

8. wigger
A sad, pathetic little creature who deserves to get his azz kicked by both whites and blacks alike. The typical wigger is a 15 year old white boy in the middle of puberty who has no sense of self, and certainly no self-respect, who embraces the mannerisms and lifestyle of societies worst, the inner city gansta. An odd phenomonon indeed. With role models to look up to such as Vanilla Ice and Eminem, this person will live have a sad, dead-end life.When Jonny came home for dinner last night, his mother noticed with shock another black eye on her little boys face. Daddy turned to him and said: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A WIGGER. NOW EAT YOUR WHITE BREAD AND MACCARONNI.

9. wigger
One ****ed up person.Guy 1: that dude's a wigger!
Guy 2: man! wtf is his problem?
Wigger: sup my *****s?
*guy 1 and 2 beat up wigger*

10. wigger
n. contraction of "white ******" or "wanna-be ******"
a "white ******" is a white person who grew up in a predominantly black neighborhood, and as a result acts, speaks and dresses like he or she is black. If you call someone a wigger meaning "white ******" you are insulting their culture, and social background.
a "wanna-be ******" is a white person who wants to be cool, and as a result acts, speaks and dresses like he or she is black. If you call someone a wigger meaning "wanna-be ******", you are calling them a poser, and a sell out to their race.Eminem is such a wigger!

Now, who is lying to themselves? Cause it sounds like you fit the description to me of a wigger.


Google Image Search
Which one are you "ZMoney", "ZMan"

So, with no attention, from anyone, I offer you again, open envite to brooklyn to come see the papers first hand. If not then stfu about it. ****in wigger. Grow up and act your own race. Dumb****.

 

[Tw@]

nothin good on this account.
lol wut

 

[jd-inflames]

I got this after this one guy claimed he killed a guy who broke in his apartment, smoked a cig on his dead body, then the cops came and never cared. I hassled him about it a little bit and said he was liar or something. In conclusion I got this....

Kinda funny how mad he got about it. I think he was older and I was about 16 at the time.

Remember our old flame war of late '03 early '04? I miss the Asylum

 

[concrete_sox]

remember how u banned me bcos i said u were 2 pussy 2?

 

[jd-inflames]

Sure showed you, didn't I.