Lazy Animals

[VegetaClam]

My Dear Brothers,

Yesterday, I went to the Zoo. I was very disappointed. Almost all of the animals were sleeping or laying around not fighting or growling. I tried my best to piss them off through the fences. It did no good, all they did was look at me with mild distaste. All of the other Zoo go'ers Cheered me on as i tried to stir the animals from their slumber. The zoo keepers gave me a dirty look but screw them ya know. Any how back to the story.
I paid 9 bucks I want to see some Action. The next time I go to the zoo, I'm gonna bring my BB gun. I'll pump a few bb's into a lions ass to get it going. I'll pop a pellet into a penguin to make it perk up. I see one more God damn sleeping Hippo, it's gonna get it's world lit up. Any Zoo keeper says any thing about it they too shall feel my Sting.
This is the way of the Clam.

-Vegeta Clam

 

[amrtin77]

rock on. i agree. animals at the zoo are all stupid and just sit there.... cept th monkeys. but they get annoying anyway.

 

[VegetaClam]

That reminds me there was this monkey It wasn't sleeping. It had a huge red nasty ass. Ok i can understand it's supposed to be like that... but this monkey had a twig of shit about 4 inches long, that was just sticking out. The monkey didn't seem to give a damn about it.. I wanted to shoot that shit off. Then cap the monkey in it's red Anal.

-VC

 

[B)ushid(o]

You went to... the Zoo???

 

[dP]

Now you learned your lesson. Dont go to the zoo in the spring

 

[l33t bunny master]

around here the zoo's usually pretty good....bears are fightting...people are dyig...you know the usual.

 

[Bag]

Zoos are completly boring if your go before summer. I feel your pain Clam, I two have gone to the zoo in the spring and spent the day staring at sleeping animals.

 

[l33t bunny master]

bring a nice big steak along throw it over the fence and watch them animals go after it....be funny

 

[Dragnskull]

if ur able to sneak a gun (bb gun from what clam said) then screw that, bring sparkler bombs.

now -THATS- sure to get some movement outa them damn lazy bums (both animals and zoo keepers)

 

[Lestert21]

lol yeah that would be some funny shit. especially if you take a video cam along too lol

 

[~Canuck~]

Originally posted by Lestert21
lol yeah that would be some funny shit. especially if you take a video cam along too lol

way to go tips, got anything else thats new exciting and obvious ?