Last night was fun

[DB]

I got a call at two AM from a kid I haven't seen since high school talking trash. He said he was going to come to my house to fight, but he never showed up. I was really looking forward to beating the shit out of him, and now I have nothing to do. Thoughts? Should I go burn down his house or what?

 

[RyanXWing]

Sen him cookies, filled with laxatives.

 

[Speedy]

Tell him you're the Comic Forum moderator on Battleforums and he'll shit himself.

 

[Uncle_Vanya]

I got a call at two AM from a kid I haven't seen since high school talking trash. He said he was going to come to my house to fight, but he never showed up. I was really looking forward to beating the shit out of him, and now I have nothing to do. Thoughts? Should I go burn down his house or what?

Kick his ass, take his wallet and his shoes, bury him alive in the woods.