Last night sucked

[Static]

seriously last night i got so drunk I lost my good watch, my nose ring (which was still in my nose last i remembered.), and some bracelet to get back into a concert i had paid for. The worst thing is my friends ratted me out cause apparently i was a wee bit more drunk than i had planned on being.

anyone got any good drunk tales?

 

[VegetaClam]

I've never lost any thing while drunk except a lil sperm here and there. I don't consider that a bad thing. Your friends ratted you out? That F'n blows. Around here we call that ass kick'n time. There are some people you should be able to trust... or beat the crap out of.... Where was this at?

-Vegeta Clam

 

[~Canuck~]

Seriously dude friends don't rat friends out. . . if anything they come up with very shitty lies on the spot, which may get you busted, but are funny none the less. . . kick that bitches ass. . .no one likes a rat

 

[Thistle]

I think I smell a rat-whitestripes

I got drunk once And I felt like shit the next day!!! truestory

 

[Zmoney]

Shit happens,

all you can do is cry about it.

 

[l33t bunny master]

ZEddy knows what he's talking about...

personally i have never gotten so drunk i can't think strait i enjoy watching other drunks more.

 

[TrongaMonga]

Thursday night there was this guy that tried to rob me, but he was so drunk (and I'm big for the age ), that he got scared and ran away leaving his lighter behind.

My friend took a picture of the lighter. It's one of those that has red lights and craps. It's definetly something I wouldn't have

 

[Static]

I was at a local music hall type thing. My mom said my friends said i was too drunk to do anything. I apparently went in the pit more times then i remember. I remembered getting slammed in the face by something, I think thats where i lost my septum hoop (middle of nose). I also got cuts and some bruises... i think someone kicked my ass in the pit.

 

[Hot Action Akule]

you think?


You know you have a drinking problem when you wake up naked next to a fat chick in atlantic city.... and you live in boston.

 

[magic_mushrooms]

um i payed 40 bucks worth of coors and bud and i only had 5 and got drunk and the guy that bought it for me took the rest grrrrr i was mad.

 

[Dw-Riot]

Ooh, wow, forty dollars...why don't you get back at him and castrate him? Or is it not QUITE that important? (Rhetorical question, no reply neccesary.)