Key To Heaven

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It was time for Father John's Saturday evening bath and young sister Magdalene Edwards had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed.
Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to, and pray.
The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday night bath had gone.
"Oh, sister," said the young nun dreamily. "I've been saved."
"Saved? And how did that fine thing come about?" asked the old nun.
"Well, when Father John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven."
"Did he now," said the old nun evenly.
Sister Magdalene continued, "And Father John said that if the Key to Heaven fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I would be assured of salvation and eternal peace and then Father John guided his Key of Heaven into my lock."
"Is that a fact," said the old nun more evenly.
"At first it hurt terribly, but Father John said the pathway to salvation was often painful and that the glory of God would soon swell my heart with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good being saved."
"That wicked old Devil," said the old nun. "He told me it was Gabriel's Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40 years!"
 

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u are a demented little man (what i would give to be father john...).
 

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OMG HAHAHAHAHA THATS SO FUNNY... Not the story cuz i didnt read it, but the fact that you wrote so much and THOUGH i was gonna read it AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
 

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korrok, ur a riot. no, really, that was funny. i never knew deathmate could read. i always thought he forced sum1 2 read to him. hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Deathmate can so read! I klnow something that all of you people don't know! Deathmate and me and his mom acted the story all out! And it was for real, so there! Ha! Shows you ingrates!
 

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