Jokes you guys like from WoW?

[ThRaShEd]

a orc walks into a bar with a parriot on his shoulder and the bartender goes hey where did u get that and the parriot says Duator they all over

somthing like that LOL *tear falls*

 

[Khull]

So I have this idea for a great movie...

It's about two Gnomes who find a braclet of power, and they have to take it to the Burning Steppes and cast it into the Caldroun. They form the Fellowship of the Bracelet. Along the way they're tailed by a murloc named Goddum, whos obsessed with the bracelet, and 9 bracelet Boogymen. It could be three-parter called Ruler of the Bracelet. The first part would be the Fellowship of the Bracelet, followed by a Couple of Towers, with a climactic ending called Hey! The Kings Back!

.......lmao

 

[Spirit-Reaper]

I like the Troll's "I kill two dwarves in the morning..." poem. Not really a joke but it's cool.

 

[z_XtremE_z]

I kill two dwarvs in the morning, i kill two dwarvs in tha evening, i kill two dwarves in the night, i kill two dwarves in time of peice, and two in time of war, i kill two dwarves before i kill two dwarves, and then i kill two move.

 

[Samsara]

I like to fart in the tub.

 

[KOLOSSAL]

I don't know about jokes but the gnome's train is one of the best parts of the game.

 

[Trojan]

gnomes are like buckets... they short and vary in color

your mom is so hairy, even a tauren has less hair

2rogues walk into a bar and said ouch DD

 

[ThRaShEd]

I like the Troll's "I kill two dwarves in the morning..." poem. Not really a joke but it's cool.

meh its ok the one about "I heard if u cut off an extreamity it will grow back bigger" made me laugh a lil