Jack Need Date For Prom

[Magikarp]

Well, I was chilling with some friends today, and some kid was walking around with this cardboard sign that said "Jack need date 4 prom." Jack weighs 250 pounds.

What a fucl<head. Im just pissed that he got a better looking date than me.

Just kidding.

Maybe I should try it.

 

[Renzokuken]

On the sign write -

Will code HTML for prom date

 

[Jason]

250 lbs.

So?

There's a kid in my class that's 260 lbs. and looks fat, but is all muscle..

Don't judge a person based on weight.

 

[Magikarp]

I never said it was a bad thing. I was just saying he weighed that much.

 

[Jason]

Indirect implication.

 

[Magikarp]

I never said anything about his weight being related to how "strong" he was.

I was relating it to the fact of him getting a date for the prom. I was neutral on it; just adding more information on the guy.

If I said he was an obese fathead, then maybe I was being offensive. But I didnt say that. So, screw off.

 

[Jason]

Any reference towards his weight means that you in one way or another are implying that his weight plays a role, good or bad, in him getting a date for the prom.

Simple logic.

 

[Magikarp]

You assumed I was being negative about it. So now everytime I mention someone's weight, Im doing something bad?

Maybe I was complimenting on him because he got a date despite his weight.

 

[dP]

do you hate jake that much rygon?

 

[Magikarp]

What? You mean Jack? Or Jake? Or what?

I posted this for humor, not flaming.

 

[Arkillo]

Then post it in Chit-Chat or somewhere else.

Asylum is for flaming purposes.

 

[Magikarp]

Yea, but it would probably be banned -.-;.

I was flaming the fact that Jack used a sign to get a date, not his weight.

There was an element of humor in the post.

 

[Arkillo]

Not really. I just don't see how it's funny that someone uses a sign to get a date, and maybe he was just messing around?

 

[Magikarp]

Yes, he was messing around, but at the same time it was kind of serious. See, girls thought it was funny, so one of them decided to annexing the humor by actually dating him. If you can understand that.

 

[l33t bunny master]

WOW what a smart fathead.<-----i said fathead cuz u told uds he was a fathead a few posts up.

 

[VegetaClam]

Chicks dig signs. I think it has some thing to do with their love of attention. Jack had a good idea, I hope the poon fairy smiles on him.

-Vegeta Clam