It's My Birthday

[Magikarp]

For real, this time.

I'm finally 18; I can legally have sex now!!1 (Ignoring the fact that most people below 18 have sex anyway). Somehow, it feels less exciting.

I'm going to invite all of you to my house and we'll have a massive orgy party.

 

[DB]

You'll get in trouble for screwing a minor. Then I'll sure the pants off of you and we can secks again. Rinse and repeat.



Happy Birthday.

 

[Abyss]

ah ...

well ... a very happy birthday to u

 

[Jimbo]

meh,i diidnt know u cant have teh buttseks till ure 18....but anyway happy birthday

 

[SpX]

Hope you have a good time having sex over and over with random girls! Only four more years...Yay!

 

[Raccoon]

I would spell out Happy Birthday in big, seizure inducing letters, but I don't think you would care and I would rather go watch naked animals.

Happy Birthday!

[color=00980B]Raccoon[/color]

 

[x42bn6]

Now you can look at porn without feeling guilty about those 'ARE YOU 18?!' links.

Happy Birthday.

 

[Darkmatter]

Uhh.... don't think you'd want me at your house, Rygon.



Happy Birthday. Good luck with sex.

 

[Jason]

Oregon is too far away or else I'd come see ya! GOGO NARUTO!

I MEAN HBD2U! :X

 

[Magikarp]

I lied.

Birthday whores.

 

[x42bn6]

That's not fair. Ban!

 

[IceDevil9]

We're birthday whores....you're an idiot.

-Frank

 

[Darkmatter]

Originally posted by Rygon
I lied.

Birthday whores.

Aww, so now everyone cares if you lied to someone about your birthday on a forum? :rolleyes