Interesting proverbz

[bakfed]

these are some "proverbs" that i found online...purtti interesting, lolz ^^

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel ****y all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk thru airport turn stile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chop stick go hungry.
Man who scratches ass should not bite finger nails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

 

[Mark4]

-_- couldn't find it interesting

 

[coRtALoS]

I think what you listed are random Chineese mocking proverbs or something of that sort. The grammar is off and sounds like it's being told by a child. Here are some real random proverbs taken from Hebrew, Romanian, German, Chineese, and Greek cultures:

-A rich man has no need of character.
-A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.
-No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
-Under a tattered cloak you will generally find a good drinker.
-God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.
-A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.
-A coward dies a thousand deaths, a hero dies but once.
-A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.
-The anvil fears no blows.
-He who would rule must hear and be deaf, see and be blind.

 

[flashflores2]

the first ones are awesome, sits in his own pew lol

 

[hunter_killer]

the one when he said baseball was wrong, thats funny.

 

[bakfed]

ya, these are random chinese phrases ^^

 

[Mark4]

Bush Sucks

 

[CerebralChain]

"Man who scratches ass should not bite finger nails."

OMG! LOOOOOL! That's very, very true, and very, very funny.