Informative Post: Peeing

[bUlLeT_pRoOf]

Aim for the toilet, or any bucket. Keep a firm enough grip to show it whos boss, but not enough to hurt it. After finishing stage one, shake up and down gently to get rid of the extra drops. SLOWLY and carefully place back into pants, watch out for any obstructions when zipping up i.e. your schlong. It will be EXTREMELY painful.

On next weeks show, we will learn about shaving your special area.......

 

[Renji]

Excellant tutorial. Works perfectly lol. Can't wait for next weeks tut.

 

[x42bn6]

Fail; does not mention genital hygiene, is sexist, does not tell why it is important to urinate, uses slang, bad punctuation and spelling.*

 

[Amantis]

Care to make the female version? Seriously, you cannot complete the entry under this title with simply the male version!

- Amantis

 

[x42bn6]

I'd post instructions for women but then people would think I actually watch women for longer than 3 seconds. Disgusting!*

 

[Tacitblade]

I don't have the right equipment.