I'm so embarrased ><

[Kao]

Ok, so I don't have a car. Moving on.

Just took the placement test to get into the CISCO Networking College class, scored damn well on it. Moving on.

Went to Safeway, and as we were checking out (my mommy was wit' me), I saw a magazine with Lindsay Lohan on it. I was like NOOOOOOOOOO Because it was a girl's magazine, but I grabbed it and started flipping through the pages, trying to find the most gorgeous woman ever (other than savy, of course). I found it, and by the time I found it, I noticed that about 7 people were staring at me with an inquisitive look like "Oh dear, why the **** are you going through a girls magazine?". I don't care though, Lindsay Lohan is tehhawt, and you know it.

When I got home, I start laughing at myself for it....mmmmm.....Jerry Garcia Ben & Jerries....mmmm

 

[Magi-Janus]

Thats when you turn around and laugh at them back. They will be so 'wtf' that they wouldn't know what to do. Then they would cry, and I'd laugh.

 

[Glowy]

bnah shoulda said ,"OMG I LUV THAT SAHDE OF NAIL POLISH!@!" then put the magazine down and walked away like a girl winlking out them...that would freak 'em out

 

[Kao]

I think if I started making out with the magazine would've been gold. Just gold.

 

[SweatyOgre]

I'd have thrown it at one of them.

 

[jd-inflames]

Wtf...Cisco was the biggest waste of time that I have ever put myself through =\ Seriously, the first like...3 semesters are incredibly boring. Spend your money on MSCE certifications or something...unless you are a huge networking nut.

 

[aphextwin]

u shoulda said "its for my girlfriend's sister's daughter's wife's cousin's wife; she wants me to find an updated topic on lindsay lohan's upcoming movie"

 

[Arkillo]

Or you could just not lie and save us all the time. BTW; she's not that hott

 

[Thistle]

put the mahazine down your boxers and walk away smiling hehe

 

[x42bn6]

Go watch her movie again instead.

UGLY

 

[DB]

You should of slowly set down the magazine. Then look around for any weapons. You somehow stumble across nunchakus and you kick some random people's ass. Then you can go back to looking at your feminent magazine.

 

[Kao]

Originally posted by Grieving Mendacity
Or you could just not lie and save us all the time. BTW; she's not that hott

You take that back.

You too, x42.

Anyhow, I should go back there and put it down my pants with a friend videotaping the people watching. It'd be quite amusing.

 

[Thistle]

I will videotape it!

 

[Kao]

YES! Lake County California! NOW!

 

[Andrew]

She has a nice body, but her face isn't that good. Most redheads aren't that hut.

 

[RoaCh of DisCord]

Nothing beats those anime chicks!

 

[DwarfSpirits]

or you coulda whipped it out and said,"I LOVE HER!!!!" and run off to the bathroom with the mag

 

[ShaftedTwice]

I would have thrown it at em as Ogre said..

 

[james_in_time]

ya u could have ran to the bathroom with it but then i imagine the police being called... hmm that makes for a great headline story at 6 on the news and if u put up a fight u might have made CNN and an interview with larry king

 

[DwarfSpirits]

maybe u whip out a gun, take them to the BR as hostages and demand lindsay lohan to give him nude pics to jerk off to, then after that go to jail and get raped in san quentin