I'm running for President!

[c9h13no3]

And my first agenda is to create jobs!

So, the first thing I'm going to do is pass a law that makes windows illegal! No more using natural light to light your home!

This way, we will create trillions of jobs! The demand for light bulbs will go through the roof! Millions of unemployed people will go to work making more lightbulbs to fill the demand. Electrical power demand will increase, and new powerplants will have to be constructed, and since I will also restrict the amount of Oil we can use, alternative energies will have to be used! The enviroment will be saved, and everyone will be employed! And with all the extra money the government has, because more people are now paying taxes, we can balance the budget and have enough left over to buy everyone a cold beer!

3 cheers for me! Vote me for President!

 

[Kuzmich]

[glow=red]Hmm, i like your beer policy but i don't like your natural light policy. Heh, what the hell. You for president, although i can't vote in your country.[/glow]

 

[RoaCh of DisCord]

You have my vote, c9h13no3!

 

[Lights]

If only it were possible...

 

[N[U]TS]

And my first agenda is to create jobs!

So, the first thing I'm going to do is pass a law that makes windows illegal! No more using natural light to light your home!

This way, we will create trillions of jobs! The demand for light bulbs will go through the roof! Millions of unemployed people will go to work making more lightbulbs to fill the demand. Electrical power demand will increase, and new powerplants will have to be constructed, and since I will also restrict the amount of Oil we can use, alternative energies will have to be used!
3 cheers for me! Vote me for President!

um this isnt the 30's where everyone worked on assembly lines etc..... we have machines to do work for us which is another factor in unemployment. Buisnesses buy machines that work twice as hard and dont give any lip when they have to do over time. thus making them the better employee

making windows illegal will just make it towards everyone will constantly have to have their lights on, increasing thier electirc bill.

vote still goes to bush sorry... :dance

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[c9h13no3]

um this isnt the 30's where everyone worked on assembly lines etc..... we have machines to do work for us which is another factor in unemployment. Buisnesses buy machines that work twice as hard and dont give any lip when they have to do over time. thus making them the better employee

making windows illegal will just make it towards everyone will constantly have to have their lights on, increasing thier electirc bill.

But we'll employ more people to make the machines! Or mine the Iron Ore to make the steel. Or drill for oil and build new power plants! Jobs will go up! The electric bill increase will only be a slight draw back when compared to all the jobs I create, right?

 

[TrongaMonga]

If people thought generally as a country, yes, but they do tend to think on the bad things a leader does to you, as individual, and give the good things a smaller proportion. You'd get my vote, but I can't vote there.

 

[betaalpha5]

if you become prez, how would u make sure the air in the houses are clean? no windows means a lot of dust

 

[c9h13no3]

If people thought generally as a country, yes, but they do tend to think on the bad things a leader does to you, as individual, and give the good things a smaller proportion. You'd get my vote, but I can't vote there.

Really? You agree with my job creation plan?

 

[N[U]TS]

But we'll employ more people to make the machines! Or mine the Iron Ore to make the steel. Or drill for oil and build new power plants! Jobs will go up! The electric bill increase will only be a slight draw back when compared to all the jobs I create, right?

maybe but in the end they will eventually be let off because not enough buisness. its all in supply and demand. machines now days dont break down too easy so yeah ..... but u never know. I just think it wouldnt work for long period of time. still a good idea though...

if you become prez, how would u make sure the air in the houses are clean? no windows means a lot of dust

dust will always be a factor.... heres a little somthing i looked up online


Household dust is composed primarily of
things like skin and hair, waxes, pollen, mold, fungi, lichen, tiny
particles of wood, paint, fibers from fabrics such as wool, nylon, rayon,
acrylic (and in the disco '70s lots and lots of polyester), foam rubber, sheet
rock, plant and vegetable matter, insect parts, and of course every form of
pollution such as auto and industrial emissions, heavy hydrocarbon waste from
your oil or gas heater, even tiny bits of metal debris from door hinges or any
place where metal and friction meet, lots of food waste, and loads of paper
fiber...

 

[AZN_FLEA]

OMG have you any brains? the whole concept would be good... if the cost of electricity didnt go sky high. you see the light bulbs use electiricity. but there has to be a source to elec so what do we do? the big business men build more industries. u know what industries do they pollute the environment. and how do they produce elec? they either destroy the environment or they use environment friendly shit. but environment friendly crap doesnt make much elec so they cost sky high. you see that dis wont work

 

[TrongaMonga]

Really? You agree with my job creation plan?

Not totally, because, in the end, what that would do is that people would start living in tents outside the house

 

[OMGLOLWTFPWN]

No one will vote for you if you make windows illegal, duh.

 

[Galatia]

Threads like this make me feel very lucky that I am not american...

 

[Lights]

Hell, just make all drugs legal.

 

[betaalpha5]

well he could do that while in office, i mean it isn't unconsitional

if i was running for prez my compaign motto is "free basic cable for everybody!"

 

[N[U]TS]

Hell, just make all drugs legal.

im up for that..... crime lvls would drop dramaticly. The goverment could grow/produce their own drungs and sell for a reasonable price. hell it might even help this damn dept we have :dance

those who want it, let them buy it and **** up thier lives. Its thier choice... plain and simple :wavey




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[betaalpha5]

what about innocent lives who die b/c they were high or something? not fair to them now is it

 

[Arkillo]

Why is this in the AS?

 

[slapbot]

i would have to move out of this country if someone from battleforums got elected president!!

that would be the end of the world...for real