If you were a magical Character in harry potter

[AP]

what would you do?

I would rape muggles and get rich by performing magic shows.

 

[PauseBreak]

Why the hell would you rape muggles?

 

[AP]

cuz i have magic and so its easy?

 

[PauseBreak]

You don't need magic to rape Muggles. You could just go out now and do it. Its that easy you don't need magic.

 

[AP]

they run away

 

[Dark Mistress]

Aww... I thought there was gunna be a fun quiz... Now I'm all disappointed... =(

:hop

 

[Glowy]

just imagine the power i could use to magically enhance my pot.......

 

[Clearcast]

I use this magical substance called vodka to do that

 

[Glowy]

you pour vodka on ur ganja?

 

[Clearcast]

Woa sure? i ment drink it on the side lol. Vodka on ganj i bet thats a bitch to roll.. Saying that the skunk im getting now doesnt really need altering at all. if only you could smell this..

 

[Dark Mistress]

I'd use my magic to depants people in public. Because doing that up close can be hazardous... =/

:hop

 

[Glowy]

well i got some extreme kill right now im selling but what i took out for me i've already laced it with some hydro 10's and smoke that with my opium





now thats good shit man

 

[Clearcast]

****en hell we need to meet..

Im getting 1/2 kilo of this at a time.. Friends ex is moving to spain and needs help selling up. its alright for a cheap quick session goes easy for £40 a 1/4 easy to make the money back..

 

[Dark Mistress]

Drugs are bad, mmkay...

:hop

 

[Glowy]

no.....mcdonalds is bad.....mmmkay?

 

[Dark Mistress]

No kidding. But, you needn't tell me. I don't eat fast food...

:hop

 

[Glowy]

they do have fantastic sweet tea though

 

[Dark Mistress]

Bliihk. I think toilet water has more nutrients...

:hop

 

[Zoltar]

Seriously. Harry Potter sucks. Who cares?

 

[Carbon]

i would fly across the land, stopping all wrong-doers in their path, and bring peace to our glorious earth.