If you wanna Score

[VegetaClam]

Brothers,

After much research and debate I've come to some very interesting results.
Now you may not believe me and I wouldn't believe me if i wasn't Vegeta Clam, but the fact is this... I am and you should.

If you want to make a girl drip the sticky stick or wetty wet as some might say. Just before the date starts fill your mouth with "good and plenties" candy. Chew them up and move them all around you mouth so when they are gone your breath reeks of the candy. Now kiss her or breath around her.
According to my calculations the smell will increase blood flow to the hairy member of her WuTang Clan, by no less then 10 percent. The increased blood flow will make her more willing.

Now you can buy "good and plenties" at wal-mart for .88 cents a box. It's worth that much to give it a try... wouldn't you agree? From my personal exp. I am a frim believer that it'll turn the dirty trick.

Till we meet again Brothers.

-Vegeta Clam

 

[Forged]

I find a sucker punch to be more effective.

 

[PauseBreak]

Okay, that's retarded. I've heard better lines to get women in bed from Super Bad. Which is an awesome movie BTW.

 

[Dragnskull]

my god your right!


we lost jenny/cheeze/soulless, and in turn we gained Brother clam...i really DO believe BF will live now!

 

[Glowy]

my god your right!


we lost jenny/cheeze/soulless, and in turn we gained Brother clam...i really DO believe BF will live now!

best trade ever. Myself the quickest way to oil the curtains is a rufie. Easier to.

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

i prefer to give myself a good showering of deer piss, it wards away jews, but everyone else loves it, i mean who doesn't love deer?

 

[Glowy]

I named my ***** the cooter shooter

 

[PANDA]

Lol ^^^^^^^

 

[Theroy]

Jennies worth more then your life and your families life.

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

how many post did u lose theroy? after the asy was so brutally erased

 

[Theroy]

don't know heh

 

[QuikSilver]

Theroy...Damn I remember you and ur hot chick in the wc section.

vegeta...we are all dumber for reading that.

 

[TroiK-]

**** women man ass is nice.

 

[Static]

I was right, Vegeta Clam is now a hack.

He's tapped out his well of humor. Like areosmith he didn't know when to quit... Now with the asylum gone and his old posts gone we will always remember him for this garbage he spews.

You should of stayed as your other acc.

 

[Sogeking]

what if BFH wants to score?

 

[QuikSilver]

I was right, Vegeta Clam is now a hack.

He's tapped out his well of humor. Like areosmith he didn't know when to quit... Now with the asylum gone and his old posts gone we will always remember him for this garbage he spews.

You should of stayed as your other acc.

Yeah, I think people sometimes think humor equates to being odd...

 

[Static]

usually odd is very comical... but this is just odd for the sake for odd. Which is usually deemed as bad stoner humor.

Gramma's boy being good Stoner humor... you need to have a medium for problems like this.

 

[QuikSilver]

usually odd is very comical... but this is just odd for the sake for odd. Which is usually deemed as bad stoner humor.

Gramma's boy being good Stoner humor... you need to have a medium for problems like this.

LOL, I couldn't have said it better! well said...

 

[Jimbo]

We laugh in the face of love, cause nobody's really there, nobody's real.

 

[Vadriel]

We laugh in the face of love, cause nobody's really there, nobody's real.

/slicewrists