Well, I promised I'd stop sleeping with his dog if he'd let me mod the StarCraft forums. Then I said I wouldn't slip his sister Spanish Fly every other night and turn her loose on him while he was sleeping if he let me mod these forums...
Actually he only made me mod so I could help keep these forums clean here. He doesn't always have time everyday to organize things that belong in the Diablo, WarCraft, or StarCraft forums that are posted by people in the "Introductions" section (it happens kinda frequently).
If you help out a lot of people that have problems/questions, and show you're supportive of the forums, etc, he might consider you. However this is not applicable to everyone. SkuZZy blocks a lot of people that spam his PM box often, and can ban your IP address from this forum if you continue to do so.
*Thinks of the true identity of F0RgEd (fake FoRgEd account)*
Just show you're honest in wanting to be a mod, and you can be trusted by not displaying rash, or inappropriate behavior.