Well before you go wTF!!!! u crazy!!!!! need some pills!!!!! i guess i'll explain the story so you guys understand why i woke up this moring kissing a cats ass.....anyways...
building tention......gettign anxious.........
Alright me and my frenid nakomina (he japanases pot head) went to this girls party last night...well after 3 blunts and a few shots later you know we were all pretty wasted....well one girl went to go puke in the bathroom and the other girl went to help her..so me and a couple of guys were rollin another blunt and i was like...wtf are teh boobies??? so i went and checked and the girls were passed out on the bathroom floor..
Well after taking pictures of us humping them and messing with them i got a call from these other girls whop said they wer drunk and lonley......BOING@@@ GET ER DONE@!@@ so i was liek on my way....
well after what seemed an eternity of driving drunk down a moutain finally made it to this chicks house....well the thing she fergot to tell me was that her parents were home and we had to do the whole sneak in threw the window crap....well i ended up you know...with some girl i didn't even know let alone see in the dark room........
After a couple of hours we had to leave becuz her parents was getting up...this was around 4'ish a.m ...so we were like well lets go back to th other girls house...so me and nakamina went back and they were still passed out on the floor..so we smoked another joint and drank ome more and finally before i went to bed i went in there and picked up this girl and told her i was putting her to bed right? well halfway up the stairs she starts kissing me and we ended up ..you know...dry wrestling....anyways...after we were finshed and i passed out....
i started having this dream where she was licking my hand and rubbing her hair all in my face and shit...so you nkow isarted kissing her and as soon as i did i realzed something was wrong....i open my eyes and the only thing i could see was this cats asshole.... omg i screamed liek a god damn girl and punted that cat down the stairs.....went and garguled listeriene after that...steal taste teh litter :scary
yea kissing cats asshole's is the leading casue of bad breath.....
so in conclusion the lesson we learned here today is...I HATE CATS!!
building tention......gettign anxious.........
Alright me and my frenid nakomina (he japanases pot head) went to this girls party last night...well after 3 blunts and a few shots later you know we were all pretty wasted....well one girl went to go puke in the bathroom and the other girl went to help her..so me and a couple of guys were rollin another blunt and i was like...wtf are teh boobies??? so i went and checked and the girls were passed out on the bathroom floor..
Well after taking pictures of us humping them and messing with them i got a call from these other girls whop said they wer drunk and lonley......BOING@@@ GET ER DONE@!@@ so i was liek on my way....
well after what seemed an eternity of driving drunk down a moutain finally made it to this chicks house....well the thing she fergot to tell me was that her parents were home and we had to do the whole sneak in threw the window crap....well i ended up you know...with some girl i didn't even know let alone see in the dark room........
After a couple of hours we had to leave becuz her parents was getting up...this was around 4'ish a.m ...so we were like well lets go back to th other girls house...so me and nakamina went back and they were still passed out on the floor..so we smoked another joint and drank ome more and finally before i went to bed i went in there and picked up this girl and told her i was putting her to bed right? well halfway up the stairs she starts kissing me and we ended up ..you know...dry wrestling....anyways...after we were finshed and i passed out....
i started having this dream where she was licking my hand and rubbing her hair all in my face and shit...so you nkow isarted kissing her and as soon as i did i realzed something was wrong....i open my eyes and the only thing i could see was this cats asshole.... omg i screamed liek a god damn girl and punted that cat down the stairs.....went and garguled listeriene after that...steal taste teh litter :scary
yea kissing cats asshole's is the leading casue of bad breath.....
so in conclusion the lesson we learned here today is...I HATE CATS!!
