I predict lazyness in our future

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how ****ing stupid...you get out of the car, tell it to park for you, wait for it to park...then walk back inside the garage to shut the door...or even worse have to get back into the car to get the garage door opener, pft
 

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hahahahah i know right?



400 years from now 400 lbs will be hawt!
 

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in 400 years, we will be flying in missles.
 

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bf may last another 5 years or more if they release a d3
 

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In 400 years we will all be dead because of SUV's.

1. SUV's emit so much carbon monoxide that global warming melted all the ice caps and the sea level went up a few inches.

2. Then it was the fishes' turn in the evolutionary tree to evolve into super fish which grew into a more evolved type of man with water breathing skills.

3. Slowly Fish-man starting taking over world banks, stock markets, and invested in Copper and Gold Bars. They became the richest on earth. (& sea)

4. Now that the sea level is a couple inches higher man starts dying off because the sea level rose. And Fish-man can breathe both air and in water.

5. Fish-man hires illegal Mexican immigrants, and pays them even less of a wage then Americans did, to build large tanks to keep the population of Man and Woman in. Man cannot do anything and dies because sea level is up several inches. Fish-man in debt to Mexicans and lets them live in peace back in the jungles.

6. Fish-man now the most intelligent beings on Earth with IQ of maybe 80. Fish-man becomes angry and lazy that they have to use the feet they evolved so they enslave Mexicans to carry them around in Mexican driven carriages.

7. Mexicans revolt and loose because Fish-man can breath in the several inches of water the rose when the ice caps melted.
All living things but Fish-man is dead. Man died in line 5.

8. Fish-man with all their wealth and water world of several extra inches rule for the next thousands of years.
 

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you sort of have to be alive in 400 years to take advantage of any of that
 

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I don't see what's wrong with that. I think it's pretty clear that it's used for tight spaces like the one shown in the clip.
 

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If you guys would think for once in your pathetic existence, you'de realize that it's basically there to park your car into really tight spots where you would otherwise not be able to. It has a reverse function to pull it out too.
 

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saw a couple of other clips of it parellel parking......im just wondering whats next? thinking it might end up like i robot?
 

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We got a few tech bulletins about this remote parking crap. It's still really buggy and expensive. When it tries to correct its course it overcompensates and gets itself stuck trying to work out how to get itself out of it. Just an expensive gimmic and one more thing to go wrong really..

I prefer the old beemers, the 3 series is nice, 323i convertable straight 6 2.5L block, when theyre done up they look alright.
 

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In 400 years we will all be dead because of SUV's.

1. SUV's emit so much carbon monoxide that global warming melted all the ice caps and the sea level went up a few inches.

2. Then it was the fishes' turn in the evolutionary tree to evolve into super fish which grew into a more evolved type of man with water breathing skills.

3. Slowly Fish-man starting taking over world banks, stock markets, and invested in Copper and Gold Bars. They became the richest on earth. (& sea)

4. Now that the sea level is a couple inches higher man starts dying off because the sea level rose. And Fish-man can breathe both air and in water.

5. Fish-man hires illegal Mexican immigrants, and pays them even less of a wage then Americans did, to build large tanks to keep the population of Man and Woman in. Man cannot do anything and dies because sea level is up several inches. Fish-man in debt to Mexicans and lets them live in peace back in the jungles.

6. Fish-man now the most intelligent beings on Earth with IQ of maybe 80. Fish-man becomes angry and lazy that they have to use the feet they evolved so they enslave Mexicans to carry them around in Mexican driven carriages.

7. Mexicans revolt and loose because Fish-man can breath in the several inches of water the rose when the ice caps melted.
All living things but Fish-man is dead. Man died in line 5.

8. Fish-man with all their wealth and water world of several extra inches rule for the next thousands of years.
If all men died in line 5, what the hell are the Mexicans in lines 6 and 7? Not men?
 

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Don't make me get into the history of line 9 and 10.
 

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