I learned a little about my sister today...

l33t 0n3

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Well, she was on my AIM screenname today when I was gone for 8 hours.... Well, she managed to talk to raccoon, and talked... funny convo... She thinks I have a GF right now and im hiding it... silly 5th grader...

kuRaMa l337: hey dumb ass
RaccoonBF: hey/
kuRaMa l337: who r u again
kuRaMa l337: lol
kuRaMa l337: really
kuRaMa l337: tell
kuRaMa l337: spill it
RaccoonBF: I don't know
kuRaMa l337: no really its Jordan sis whi\o is this
RaccoonBF: **** you
kuRaMa l337: really
RaccoonBF: ****.
RaccoonBF: You.
RaccoonBF: hmm
RaccoonBF: Sorry.
RaccoonBF: This is Brett
kuRaMa l337: o wut grade
RaccoonBF: same as Jordan
kuRaMa l337: r u hot?
kuRaMa l337: got a gf?
RaccoonBF: of course
RaccoonBF: who doesn't/
RaccoonBF: ill bet even u have a gf
kuRaMa l337: i'm his lil sis what u think
kuRaMa l337: i'm not a lezbo
RaccoonBF: How old are you
kuRaMa l337: 11
kuRaMa l337: lol
RaccoonBF: How old is your bro?
kuRaMa l337: r u 14 ur 13
RaccoonBF: I can't remember
kuRaMa l337: my bro is 13 almost 14
RaccoonBF: aight
RaccoonBF: thats cool
kuRaMa l337: does he have a gf
RaccoonBF: lol
RaccoonBF: you dont know?
kuRaMa l337: do u have any siblings
RaccoonBF: yup
kuRaMa l337: kewl...................................................................my bro wont even tell if he has a gf
kuRaMa l337: does he
kuRaMa l337: ?
kuRaMa l337: ?
kuRaMa l337: /
RaccoonBF: should i tell you?
kuRaMa l337: *?
kuRaMa l337: yup
RaccoonBF: are u going to tell ur mom?
kuRaMa l337: i neeed 2 know and i wont tell a soul
RaccoonBF: why?
RaccoonBF: tell everyone
RaccoonBF: even ur parents
RaccoonBF: it will be funny
kuRaMa l337: k
kuRaMa l337: who
RaccoonBF: ok
RaccoonBF: Do you know someone named
RaccoonBF: Brianna?
kuRaMa l337: last name
RaccoonBF: Carter
kuRaMa l337: yup
kuRaMa l337: lol
kuRaMa l337: who urs
RaccoonBF: I like
RaccoonBF: you!
kuRaMa l337: wut
kuRaMa l337: ?
kuRaMa l337: ?
kuRaMa l337: ?
RaccoonBF: u
RaccoonBF: u
RaccoonBF: u
RaccoonBF: u
RaccoonBF: u
kuRaMa l337: u havent seen me have u
kuRaMa l337: ?
RaccoonBF: no
RaccoonBF: but u sound cool
RaccoonBF: ok
RaccoonBF: go tell ur mom who jordan likes
RaccoonBF: QUICK
kuRaMa l337: k
kuRaMa l337: she' s suprised but happy
RaccoonBF: is Jordan home/
kuRaMa l337: i think so g2g
RaccoonBF: BYE
kuRaMa l337: jk
kuRaMa l337: sry thouth it was my bro
kuRaMa l337: can u still talk
kuRaMa l337: ?
kuRaMa l337: plez
RaccoonBF: ya
kuRaMa l337: k
RaccoonBF: where is ur bro
kuRaMa l337: at a friends
RaccoonBF: wheres ur mom
kuRaMa l337: do u know who likes laura siewert
kuRaMa l337: ??
RaccoonBF: no sry
kuRaMa l337: k
RaccoonBF: tell ur mom
RaccoonBF: Brett says Hi
kuRaMa l337: ask everyone
kuRaMa l337: hi
RaccoonBF: hi?
kuRaMa l337: who do u like
kuRaMa l337: ?
kuRaMa l337: ?
kuRaMa l337: ?
RaccoonBF: u
RaccoonBF: and
RaccoonBF: ur mom
kuRaMa l337: k
RaccoonBF: :)
kuRaMa l337: really
RaccoonBF: I don't want to tell you
kuRaMa l337: whos ur gf
RaccoonBF: I don't want to tell you
kuRaMa l337: i dont know many people
kuRaMa l337: i don't even know u
kuRaMa l337: lol
kuRaMa l337: really
RaccoonBF: Haha
RaccoonBF: Cool
kuRaMa l337: really i like gossup
kuRaMa l337: even at my bros school
RaccoonBF: Brianna Carter
RaccoonBF: remember that name
kuRaMa l337: i thought u said thats who jordan likes
kuRaMa l337: ?
kuRaMa l337: 1
kuRaMa l337: ?
kuRaMa l337: !
RaccoonBF: ya
RaccoonBF: it is
kuRaMa l337: oooooo......conflict
kuRaMa l337: who does she like more
kuRaMa l337: u ur him
kuRaMa l337: /
RaccoonBF: him
RaccoonBF: im ugly
RaccoonBF: i look like a butt
kuRaMa l337: i dont think so even though i've never seem u
kuRaMa l337: g2g can i go on my sreen name i'm on my bros
RaccoonBF: sure
kuRaMa l337: k
kuRaMa l337: bye 4 a sec.
RaccoonBF signed off at 9:22:16 PM.

Then, she told a guy working on my wc3 project to shut the hell up cause he logged in and out a lot, she added 6 people to my AIM list, and then lesbian-cybered with a classmate of mine, which I will not post for the sake of keeping this out of the asylum... Well, I learned my sister is immature, a lesbian, and annoying as hell.

Well, I know what she does on AIM, but my parents don't know yet... Her concequence? I am going to drop a keylogger on her computer, log everything she types, crop out useless jibberish, print it out to show my parents and see her get BUSTED! friggen dyke..
 

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!


Omg..I am so stickying this for a day, lol..
 

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wow, I never expected so much love for my sister's... problems... I guess this also ruins tweak's "Bone l33t's sister to get to l33t's anus" fantasy I've heard so much about... */sarcasm*



the funny thing is that she mispelled "blonde" and "Happy" in her own screenname...
 

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Thank you for the laugh...
 

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Originally posted by Jason.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!


Omg..I am so stickying this for a day, lol..
*logic connects*

*logic looks for server*

*logic cannot find server*

*logic disconnects*


This makes perfect sense. We can't sticky men and woman who are dieing everyday, yet we can sticky this. Oh wait, no it doesn't.

Viz you are a huge hypocrite. Unstickied.
 

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Too damn long too read. Funny though. Watch out which keyloggers you use. I used one that... Well, ****ed my life up. Anyway, funny story. :D
 

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Viz is going to end up getting himself unmodded, and I'm going to cry...

Haha, wait till Ryan hears about this ;) He always tells me that Racoon likes little girls..
 

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ahha Raccoon looks like a butt.
 

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ur sister got 10 cool points for that.

btw she aint a lezbo, shes just an attention whore, i would know myself. I have siblings too you know.
 

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Originally posted by noob_phucker
ur sister got 10 cool points for that.

btw she aint a lezbo, shes just an attention whore, i would know myself. I have siblings too you know.
no, she did a full-blown lesbian cyber with one of my schoolmates (who I know is a lesbo anyways...) proof enuf?
 

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Do you have the conversation between your sis and the lezzy? That would be quite interesting, and even more to make fun of due to her age.
 

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