I got kicked out of a pawnshop teh other day <^>( - . - )<^>

[Glowy]

Well if u guys havn't noticed...i have a penis fake extender and a block foot long dildo laying around and i have no clue what to do with them. My g/f go tmad when she found them under my bed and at first thought i was gay till i told her the story. (black dildo story in asyulm).. anyways she told me to throw them away...and i protested saying that i couldn't becuz of a special bond i've made with them....anyways the next day i thought i'd be a smartass and go and see if i could pawn them for some $$.

Well i walked into the store and the dude asked if he could help me...i said ,"What would you give for these?" and plopped thme on the table. The dude went silent and bugged eey and told me told me that wasn't nessary and to leave.

Well i started protesting saying"They are barely been used" and arguing trying to get them to buy it.... well the manager came out and grabbed me by the arm and threw me out then threw my dildo and penis thingy at me..


That ****er!!


Imma shit in his car muffler when i get the chance...


SO since i cound't pawn them i jsut threw them out the window going down the highway and said a quiet goodbye...


It was kinda cool watching a fooot long black dildo flopping around the highway...


anywas... Uncle Sticky Nuts and Double Decker Pecker Wrecker will be missed


R.I.P



sometimes i hate wemon...tehy no fun

 

[Magi-Janus]

Originally posted by glowpole
It was kinda cool watching a fooot long black dildo flopping around the highway...
anywas... Uncle Sticky Nuts and Double Decker Pecker Wrecker will

LOLOLOL LOL LOL LOL ROFFEL

... Pwnt.

 

[Kao]

Hah, plowgole got owned!

 

[Steven22]

Sell those things on Ebay.

 

[IceDevil9]

Ya, Ebays the place to go.

Or maybe someone'll buy em' off you at Chippen Dale's

-Frank

 

[R[s]T]

you have footlong didldo... why? give link

 

[ShaftedTwice]

Haha, that is a pretty funny little story..

 

[Beer $lut]

You should have smacked the manager with the dildo.

 

[Kao]

In the kneecap.

 

[Khull]

Ahahaha another gut-buster by Glowpole!

Tossing them both on the highway probably wasnt the best move; you'd be surpise what people would pay money for on Ebay. Just look at all the D2 items

 

[aphextwin]

Originally posted by Steven22
Sell those things on Ebay.

thats what i would ahve done :\ ebay sells anything from d2 items to free condoms

 

[OMGLOLWTFPWN]

Put chocolate pudding on the black one then put it back under your bed and wait for your girlfriend to find it again.

 

[COTA-GoD]

ebay sells free condoms? that makes no sence,,.....link please, i could use some free condoms. Anyways, Funny story Glowpole, you got pwn;d by teh manager.

 

[Ghetto_Rap_Masta]

Haha! i bet it's funnny watching a dildo bounce around on the highway

 

[Andrew]

Wouldn't it be hard to watch it and drive on the highway at the same time?

 

[AxL]

You got what you deserved.

 

[TheNamelessYam]

Originally posted by glowpole

It was kinda cool watching a fooot long black dildo flopping around the highway...

thats the part of the post where i busted a gut.

 

[Theroy]

LOL, wern't you the leased bit embarassed? Trying to sell a dildo.

 

[james_in_time]

that was the second funniest thing i have heard all day... the first was a story punk was telling me on msn

 

[ShaftedTwice]

Originally posted by james_in_time
that was the second funniest thing i have heard all day... the first was a story punk was telling me on msn

Who are you.. =X

LoL, seeing that thing floppin around on the highway, hahaa..