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I woke up this morning and went outside to smoke a cigarette and lo and behold I find this laying on the ground:



For those of you wondering what the fuck that is, it is a crackpipe. Not just any crackpipe, but the crackpipe of my douche bag roommate. I moved in a week ago via an ad on craigslist and have hated the crackhead since the day of the move in.

Now, I don't have to worry about him anymore, pretty sure as soon as we play show and tell with the landlord his bitch ass is going to be gone. Man I love how fucking stupid crackheads are.

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I see your location is Texas Forged. Where abouts in Texas?...I'm in central TX (suburb of FT Hood)

Got a lot of clackheads round here too.
 

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wuts wrong with crack
 

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I see your location is Texas Forged. Where abouts in Texas?...I'm in central TX (suburb of FT Hood)

Got a lot of clackheads round here too.
I live in northern austin, we don't have too many crackheads.
-1 for Forged's tattletelling.
Ever met a crackhead? They steal shit, they don't care if they get caught or not.
 

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Awesome, I spent a good bit of time in Austin this summer with a few friends. Actually plan on moving there when a buddy of mine gets back from basic early next year. Its my favorite of all the big cities in TX.
 

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Ever met a crackhead? They steal shit, they don't care if they get caught or not.
Is he a crackhead or someone who smokes crack? Yes believably there is a fine line.

If that is the actually picture of his/her pipe I would guess crackhead, seeing as how he/she smoked it till it cracked.
 

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wait till he walks off for a moment and go steal his stash, then when he starts wigging out confront him about it, hold a glass of water in one hand, and the open stash in the other,a nd while hes looking, dump it in and swirl the water.

watch as he wigs out, grabs the glass from you, cradles it, and begins trying to do everything possible to evaporate all the water to get his crack back for the next 24 hours.

its a classic.
 

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IS THIS THE FIVE O CLOCK FREE CRACK GIVEAWAY?
 

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is that from the PJs?
 

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Oh shit thats mine i was stalking u while smoking crack the other night
 

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Epic phail for that crackhead guy, now he needs to find a new home to liter crack pipes,
 

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