Humanity is fucked

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Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

100% factual

 

[Emperor Pan I]

whoever wrote that has a very limited understanding of evolution

 

[TroiK-]

However, given that 95 percent of the world's dolphin experts have committed suicide since learning of the development, the full story may never be known.

That kinda freaks me out.

 

[Ntrik_]

.. thats obivously jokes article

 

[TroiK-]

fuck ima dumbass

 

[Jenny]

It's sad this many people never knew of The Onion. Sad.

 

[Renzokuken]

Never heard of the Onion.

 

[Speedy]

L2America ranzo

 

[concrete_sox]

HOLY SHIT GUYS WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY LEARN TO USE GUNS!?!?!?!

 

[Ashigaru]

If they haven't done it in the 8 years its been since that article was written I doubt they ever will.

 

[Emperor Pan I]

The Onion is such a boring site. reminds me of somethingaweful.

 

[concrete_sox]

somethingawful isnt boring tho

 

[Emperor Pan I]

somethingawful isnt boring tho

something aweful is incredibly boring. It is simplistic "humor" wrung out so often it is pointless.

The only redeemable quality is the photoshop phriday, and that is just leeched content from their forum members.

 

[concrete_sox]

something aweful is incredibly boring. It is simplistic "humor" wrung out so often it is pointless.

The only redeemable quality is the photoshop phriday, and that is just leeched content from their forum members.

its spelled awful

 

[RyanXWing]

I just thought of what the word awful really means (Awe-filled) in that use of the word it doesn't make any sense.

 

[Gimmi]

the onion is way boring. its spoon fed humor

 

[Johnny]

the onion is way boring. its spoon fed humor

Yeah I like deeper, more thoughtful stuff like control alt delete.

 

[ManicHoliday]

What a lame article.

 

[Kuro Neko]

Haha ho ho he he, I'm laughing.

 

[Uncle_Vanya]

Humanity is doomed, but not because of the dolphins:

We're fucked! WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE!!! RESONANCE CASCADE CAN NOT BE PREVENTED!!!