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Ghetto_Rap_Masta

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hey guys i got a huge huge huge problem.

You see, ive been looking around on almost every existing search engine for elven porn. Unfornately, my searches are revealling alot less results then id hoped. I also searched for almost 5 hours on kazaa with no results. I tried Elf porn, Elven porn, Elvish porn, Elvish pics, Elf pics, ect ect and nothin at all!! If you guys can help me find a better file download thingy please tell me...

Thats where you guys come in, i need u guys to help me find a good quality elf porn site.

Now i am just abit picky, becuz i want the site to have atleast some elf porn pics (doesnt matter if it gots movie or not. if it does its a nice bonus). Also, i want the pics to be clear, well drawn/done, and preferably hentai seeing as how they are the clearest images, and in my opinion the Japanese are the best artists.

If any of you can please help me find some good Elf porn site, FREE file download programs that are larger and better then kazaa (and none of that pay to use crap, i want FREE), or both, please help me immediatly.

Even better:if you have any Elven porn pics yourself, please tell me where you got them, and if possible, the website URL if you got them off a site
 

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If I'm not mistaken, I believe it's against company policy for the BattleForums hosting server to allow links to pornography from this website. If anyone does plan on sending Ghetto links, please do it via PMing. I don't think you want to get in trouble with "The Big Man" aka SkuZZ over this ;)

PMing Ghetto is fine, as it's not publicly accessible, and your PMs are data encrypted.
 

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If this question sounds ridiculous then bear with me...

Why do you lust for elven porn? Elves are even real! I mean that in a sincere fashion. They are cool in dnd, but really.....
 

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i dont really give a f***, Elves are hot, end of story. Plus, i have some sort of Elven fetish, i love them :p

Anyways, please pm me if you plan on helping
 

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lol
 

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Cortalos, not to be rude or anything, but even if i wasnt an Elf fetish lover person, i would be able to tell easily that it wasnt an Elf.

First of all, her face is way to broad to be an elf. Elves have very slim faces, and sharp facial features. Also, Elves are much slimmer and look very fragile and feminine (but dont be fooled, thier not as fragile as u think). Finnaly, she has no grace at all, and Elves are beautiful, graceful creatures, and the girl u showed me has the grace of a chimp.
 

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you're rather harsh, ghetto. have you ever had a *human* girlfriend? it's not like you're going to get with an elf, unless it's something like an inflatable arwen or galadriel dollie.
 
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