Ok today at work i was on my lunch break chillin like a viallin thats weapon concielin...god i cna' spell...anyways i was chatting with the store whore (mandy) and she was complaining about lack of sex. Well me doin what any good christian would do i offered to releive her burden...(jsut playin around) and surprising she said sure.
And i was like uh.....didn't expect that....umm...just kidding? and she said o well i can always do it myself. So we got in the big discussion about how masturbating can make you go blind and gives you carpal tunnel ect..when she told me she didn't haft to use her hands to get her off....i was like
. I thought she was bullshitting and asked her how..and while she didn't tell me she I did force her to show me..well she made me place my hand right above her....umm....cooter and feel....well she close her eyes and after a few seconds she started to convulse.(if any of you ever got a girl off you know what i mean) and i know she wasn't faking it becuz i could umm....feel it....
so now my life goal is to figure out how she does it and see if she can teach me...i mean think of it....see a hot girl go by....splooge.
she said is one of those kama suta techiniques or somthing...but damn i'm jealous....so no matter had bad the guys sux with her she sasy she walways gets her self off that way...
i'm so jealous...damn you mandy!@!@
And i was like uh.....didn't expect that....umm...just kidding? and she said o well i can always do it myself. So we got in the big discussion about how masturbating can make you go blind and gives you carpal tunnel ect..when she told me she didn't haft to use her hands to get her off....i was like
. I thought she was bullshitting and asked her how..and while she didn't tell me she I did force her to show me..well she made me place my hand right above her....umm....cooter and feel....well she close her eyes and after a few seconds she started to convulse.(if any of you ever got a girl off you know what i mean) and i know she wasn't faking it becuz i could umm....feel it....so now my life goal is to figure out how she does it and see if she can teach me...i mean think of it....see a hot girl go by....splooge.
she said is one of those kama suta techiniques or somthing...but damn i'm jealous....so no matter had bad the guys sux with her she sasy she walways gets her self off that way...
i'm so jealous...damn you mandy!@!@
