How do you whistle? and other body whistles

[R[s]T]

HOW! I CANT DO IT!


Heres how to arm fart, put your left arm under your right armpit.

cup it a little and bend your right elbow and move it up and down.... practice in the shower, its easier.



hers how to grass whisle.

take a grass(broad one) stick it in between 2 thumbs, next to your mouth. there should be a lil hol between ur thumbs and the grass in the middle of the hole. blow, it will cause grass to vibrate thus makeing a whistle sound

 

[Sakuhta]

In the hell dude? lol... I can't grass whistle, or do that really loud whistle those bastards do..

But I used to arm fart all the time lmfao

 

[x42bn6]

I can do both that you said, and more..... With my legs too.

Arm method 1: side-to-side movement of arm at shoulder
Arm method 2: up-down movement of arm at shoulder
Arm method 3: straight arm, swinging up and down

*farts*

 

[R[s]T]

so how the HECK do you whistle?

 

[Korittke]

First you ask for a tutorial on how to do the moon-walk, then you ask how to whistle. This whole things smells like you want to show-off in front of your friends. Well, here's an idea: nobody wants to see you do the moon-walk or whistle.

 

[SephirothX89]

I just pucker up my lips and blow

 

[Starfish]

Sucking in air instead of blowing is easier

 

[Glowy]

i can fart with my back...if you lay fat in the tub after a shower and arc your back and lay flat it sends a bubble up your back making farting noises realy really loud..i'd come out of the shower and my mom would be like..my god brad....you still got an asshole left?

 

[Sakuhta]

Originally posted by glowpole
i can fart with my back...if you lay fat in the tub after a shower and arc your back and lay flat it sends a bubble up your back making farting noises realy really loud..i'd come out of the shower and my mom would be like..my god brad....you still got an asshole left?

oh my god i just laughed my stomach into oblivion..

 

[Ebay.God]

hahahha, you people are helarious, i think you all need a new passtime. lol.

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

how to whistle.....eat lots of beans, dairy products, wait about 15 mins.....and when you feel a rumble in your stomach open your anal orphus and enjoy wallowing with your friends in the horrid stench butt whistling produces.....fun for the whole family!

 

[aphextwin]

................................................ its just like saying, how do u eat with a spoon, u just naturally do it :0