How do the Protoss reproduce?

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Terrans secks, the Zerg have larvae/eggs, but what about the Protoss? They certainly don't seem the type to get busy with the opposite sex.

Maybe they warp in babies from Plant Babylon :dance

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they warp in babies.. definately...


that or maybe they do mate?..

there are females in the Toss race
 

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actually, your all wrong.

protoss dont sexually reproduce like terran, they dont lay eggs either, they are a highly advanced race, so actually, they have test tube babies.

BUT

they do have hardcore sex all the time. Lesbian protoss are among the highest rated porn on psychic network
 

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i would assume they have some sort of ritualistic orgey since they are such a devoutly religous civilization of sentient beings. Ie "May Adun be with you".

The teleporting thing means only one thing,they basically teleport the reserve forces from some distan tplanet.
 

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Well, but before inveting in vitro babies, I'm sure they did something. And it was physical. And I sure as hell don't want to think how it was physical.
 

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incubation?
 

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TrongaMonga said:
Well, but before inveting in vitro babies, I'm sure they did something. And it was physical. And I sure as hell don't want to think how it was physical.
i might be wrong, but didnt the protoss evolve to where they dont need mouths?
 

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Protoss have both male and female genders and reproduce sexually. Their reproductive organs are very much analogous to Terrans, with the exception that male reproductive anatomy is internal. Females give birth after a gestation of 12 months.

Protoss are extremely resistant to fatigue and illness and are vulnerable only in extreme conditions. Wounds, fatigue, and poor sanitation combined only, can result in illness.

Although a Protoss's overall life-span is long, Protoss still physically mature in about the same amount of time as humans. While Protoss under 200 rarely have much social standing or rank, they are still physically adults.



found it on some site
 

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ewww protoss pron
 

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Can anyone say ''I long for sex!''? I never, ever would have figured the Protoss to reproduce sexually. It just doesn't seem like something they would do, in my opinion atleast. :p
 

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there are both sexes if you paid attention... which kinda leads to that....

and as for toss porn... HELL YEA!

Razagal and Tassadar wOOT!
 

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Darkmatter said:
Can anyone say ''I long for sex!''? I never, ever would have figured the Protoss to reproduce sexually. It just doesn't seem like something they would do, in my opinion atleast. :p
actually...

 

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You guys all ahve it wrong.



They have psychic sex, instead of Oral sex, or physical sex, or safe sex, they do psychic sex, its really advanced stuffs that we cant even imagine.

How does baby comeout? They dont, they just appear from thin air.
 

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