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[Pred Killer]

Hello, I am Kluutak, a fan of games like Starcraft and WoW. I am also a die hard Alien fan, as you can tell by my Avatar and Sig. Good to be here.

 

[coRtALoS]

Welcome. Avoid The Asylum until you're fully prepared to be indiscriminately flamed for absolutely no reason, and enjoy the rest!

 

[Tyrael]

Welcome to the forums.

 

[Pred Killer]

prepared to be indiscriminately flamed for absolutely no reason

Why is this?

 

[Pred Killer]

More about me: I am an eight foot tall five-hundred pound xenomorph that will stop at nothing to destroy mankind. I was born on Sefiros the Xenomorph homeworld and after I hatched from my host I traveled onboard the USM Esmerelda and now here I am at Earth, I have learned to speak english and type, I enjoy playing video games like Starcraft and I enjoy watching all of the movies about my race, how pathetic they make us look, when really we can bench over 10,000 pounds and run through 20 inches of concrete and steel unscathed and are very intelligent did you know humans were created by the same race we were?

 

[MGCImtR]

Because the asylum is made for flamming. Also you can always use the notepad button next to 'Nice Post, Thanks' which is used for editing if you want to add something.

 

[Pred Killer]

Yes and it is fun. I enjoy making you Humans feel bad.

 

[Maverick]

Here we go again! We've been having a lot of close encounters this month. Is BF the only place where aliens hang out? Anyway, welcome Kluu! We come in peace, err..I mean may you come in pieces...aw sorry am I drunk? Ah I got it! Peace please come Kluu!

 

[Pred Killer]

...
This isn't war, simply the propagation of my species, I am sure you Humans view at as biological warfare, well, wasn't that what you're company "Weyland Yutani" attempted to do to us 200 years ago? And then the United Systems Military attempted again 200 years later. Trying to turn us into instruments, tools of war, we are simply angry what happened. Me, personally, if you're nice to me, i'll be nice in return, I am civilized... to an extent...

 

[samuels]

hello ,
Nice to see u here ,
i am also fun of game.

FUCKING bots get eh english language right.

 

[Pred Killer]

hello ,
Nice to see u here ,
i am also fun of game.

FUCKING bots get eh english language right.

Lulz, epic fail.

 

[Kirche]

Nice avatar, and welcome to the forums

 

[eliteforces]

Welcome to the beta

 

[Redell]

Hope you have fun.