Here is a brainstorm for an upcoming episode of my show coming out on YouTUBE soon.
"Game 7" -
Henry rowengartner flies out to los angeles with his mom to watch game 7..the la lakers vs the golden state warriors...kobe bryant secretly relies on a substance called black mamba to boost his shooting abilities...well bad news comes when right before the game the UPS man never comes with the dosage of spice...turns out the UPS man delivered it to his neighbors house who has a cat named kobe...mustve got mixed up...back to the game...kobe bryant plays his first game not under the infleunce in his life and its a mess...he becomes a passer in the triangle offense because he airballed his first 2 shots..at the half he has 2 points 5 assists and 3 rebounds...its a tie game...jack nicholson confronts kobe in the hallway...kobe gives him the you cant handle the truth speech then admits to nicklaus that he needs tha mamba...well jack knows this kids mom in the crowd and her kid could possibly be a black mamba smoker...jack brings down henry rowengartner from the crowd into the locker room...henry is wearing his cubs uniform and is only 13 yrs old...everyone is shocked that he is in the locker room...kobe asks henry straight up.."do you have any black mamba?" henry says "yes on one condition i get to party with you after you win". Kobe agrees...he smokes mamba in the bathroom and feels fully energized...the 2nd half begins and kobe is lights out he puts up 30 points and takes the lake show to the championship...he is now a hero and at the post game conference begins to become under scrutiny over his first half woes...kobe breaks down crying and brings henry rowengartner on the stage to confess the whole story...instead he walks up in his Cubs uniform and provides a cover story for kobe...he tells the press he is an angel from angels in the outfield sent this one time to help kobe...so the press conference is over and kobe takes out henry and jack nicholson on the town...all we see is them going into a limo...the next day we see henry wake up back in chicago...he looks down on the floor and sees his 2 fruity little friends sleeping together in the same sleeping bag...henry asks his mom what happened yesterday and she says they went fishing...henry then begins to realize this all never happened..it was all his imagination while on spice... The ending scene shows a panaramic view of henrys room...it goes around twice and on the second go around the camera zooms in on a portrait of lance bass posted on henrys wall. I guess Henry was a flamer all along..cant blame the Black Mamba.
"Game 7" -
Henry rowengartner flies out to los angeles with his mom to watch game 7..the la lakers vs the golden state warriors...kobe bryant secretly relies on a substance called black mamba to boost his shooting abilities...well bad news comes when right before the game the UPS man never comes with the dosage of spice...turns out the UPS man delivered it to his neighbors house who has a cat named kobe...mustve got mixed up...back to the game...kobe bryant plays his first game not under the infleunce in his life and its a mess...he becomes a passer in the triangle offense because he airballed his first 2 shots..at the half he has 2 points 5 assists and 3 rebounds...its a tie game...jack nicholson confronts kobe in the hallway...kobe gives him the you cant handle the truth speech then admits to nicklaus that he needs tha mamba...well jack knows this kids mom in the crowd and her kid could possibly be a black mamba smoker...jack brings down henry rowengartner from the crowd into the locker room...henry is wearing his cubs uniform and is only 13 yrs old...everyone is shocked that he is in the locker room...kobe asks henry straight up.."do you have any black mamba?" henry says "yes on one condition i get to party with you after you win". Kobe agrees...he smokes mamba in the bathroom and feels fully energized...the 2nd half begins and kobe is lights out he puts up 30 points and takes the lake show to the championship...he is now a hero and at the post game conference begins to become under scrutiny over his first half woes...kobe breaks down crying and brings henry rowengartner on the stage to confess the whole story...instead he walks up in his Cubs uniform and provides a cover story for kobe...he tells the press he is an angel from angels in the outfield sent this one time to help kobe...so the press conference is over and kobe takes out henry and jack nicholson on the town...all we see is them going into a limo...the next day we see henry wake up back in chicago...he looks down on the floor and sees his 2 fruity little friends sleeping together in the same sleeping bag...henry asks his mom what happened yesterday and she says they went fishing...henry then begins to realize this all never happened..it was all his imagination while on spice... The ending scene shows a panaramic view of henrys room...it goes around twice and on the second go around the camera zooms in on a portrait of lance bass posted on henrys wall. I guess Henry was a flamer all along..cant blame the Black Mamba.
