Going to casino....any tips?

[Glowy]

So yea I'm heading to the casino right now...got maybe 3 hours left on this drive so before I get there and get totally smashed and blow a fuck ton of money...any advice from anyone thats maybe done it before? I never gambled and knowing my addictive personality this is not goin to turn out pretty. I heard I need to stay away from anything regarding cards. Maybe stick to slots?

 

[Barney Stinson]

21, stay if you're at 16 or above.
If it's a card casino as opposed to a coin or chip casino, don't bother with slot machines.
If you order drinks from the chicks walking around, tip them well, or you'll get thrown out (happened to me twice)

 

[DB]

Don't lose?

 

[Emperor Pan I]

everything on 14 black. the odds are good enough to win a lot of money.

 

[Ashigaru]

Learn to count cards.

 

[Emperor Pan I]

Learn to count cards.

The only game that really helps is black jack, and pretty much all casinos now use multiple decks that are shuffled each round making card counting useless.

 

[Glowy]

welll turns out this was the such a fucking shitty casino. First the county was dry!!! No booze anywhere...second there was no cards games with real cards....everything was digital. So after loosing 200 bucks we left. I swear digital shit is rigged...fuck you indians....fuck nc

 

[Jim Morrison]

get a crew of some people together