God Im Drunk@

[Wing Zero]

HEres mu sing
“Fight a flagon an’ drink a dragon,
Gizzard a lizard an’ split his blizzard,
Ride a spider for good ol’ cider,
Goooooood ooooooooold ciderrrrrrrrrr!
“I’d roll a mole an’ sqeeze a sparrow,
Or shoot a rat wiv a big sharp arrow,
For good ol’ bla-ha-ha-hack currant wiiiiiiiiiine!
Seeker flounder inner stones,
I catch a rat an’ break ‘his bones,
Give Mr. Spike a good hard strike,
For good ol’ strawhawhaw beherreeee corjullllllllllllll!
“I wrestle a fish upon a dish,
Cut off ‘is his ‘ead while he’s in bed,
An’ take a rat an’ make him dead,
For goooooooood oooooooooooold cideeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr!
Kill a bird wivout a word,
Hit a black rook wiv a heavy book,
Bang a crow an’ make him go,
For strwhawhaw beherry corjullllllllllllllllllllllllll!â€

 

[Andrew]

i like how u make pure bullshit

 

[Pains Requiem]

heres one
party hardy rock and roll
drink a 5th and smoke a bowl
we are stoners we have class
**** with us we'll kick your ass
to all you preps who think your cool
**** you!
cause stoners rule