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I thought of this solution a while ago, but i never thought of writing a guide until now. I will, in detailed steps and instructions tell you how to get rich quick(sort of) and how to actually gain wealth rather then staying at the same level.
STEP 1:
MF like a mother******, mf for anywhere from 3 to 4 months prior to this, i know it seems like a while but you need a base in which to trade. The best places to MF items are pindleskin because he can drop anything in the game and for runes do countess runs, you can also look for keys and try it that way. Run a bot because it sucks any other way. So youll have to find a way to entertain yourself for the next 3 months, may i suggest you discover the wonderful wonderful world of girls, or guys whatever youre into u sick ****.
here are some links to mail order brides is this considered porn and will i get banned i dont know but here ya gowww.bride.ru
STEP 2:
Learn the prices for all the items, the best way to do this is to go to trade games and ask around, if you need something ask how many keys or runes or sojs its worth. Someone will have the answer. Once you have all this down go and trade, this is the infastructure building part, you need to have this down before you go trading.
STEP 3:
Trade like a mother******, make sure you always trade for a profit never trade for an even trade. Remember they probably need this as much as you do, and if they are richer then you that means you can milk them!!! Learn to barter, talk about how much more this other guy offered you, sound unsure as to if this is a fair trade for you, eventually theyll get so fed up with your bitching that they'll just add some stuff on, just so you shut up. Learn to scam if you have to but this is where all the real wealth comes in, dont mf while in this step because a waste of time beyond reason.
STEP 4:
Remember that theres no such thing as a favorite charachter, therefore you must have the morals of a whore and never keep charachters if they suck because even the littlest items may have value to some other guys. This means that if you have for example a Nova sorc with 10 lights gcs and a coh and u refuse to trade her stuff of because youve had her since 1.09d. You gotta use those whore like morals of yours and drop the bitch because shes not helping you at all!!! This is not really a step just a collection of invaluable information to use when getting rich!! Also learn how not to get scammed, and the best way to not get scammed is never push the accept button first and never do drop trades without a moderator. If you dont push accept first, you cant get scammed, have the other guy push accept first, thouroughly check that the item youre trading is in fact what you want and only then make your slimy little fingers push that button.
STEP 5:
Revel in your wealth, if this guide didnt work for you, you are a tard who needs to quit diablo and play a game with no competition like solitaire. By using this method i managed to acquire about 16 pairs of imp shanks, but because of a few reasons and the fact that im only keeping one charachter, im down to two pairs(for those of you who dont know what imp shanks are there boots which go for about 30 hi runes each). I gave away about 12 pairs of them to friends and noobs, and i lost some xferring :scary that was a bad day. That was off topic, anyway now you can call people noobs and then talk to them like you actually understand whats going on. Anyway now all thats left is you gotta get an attitude, i suggest a cocky one so that when real godly people kill you, you make yourself sound like a jackass.
STEP 6:
Dance the night away, because diablo gets really boring after you get really godly!!
STEP 1:
MF like a mother******, mf for anywhere from 3 to 4 months prior to this, i know it seems like a while but you need a base in which to trade. The best places to MF items are pindleskin because he can drop anything in the game and for runes do countess runs, you can also look for keys and try it that way. Run a bot because it sucks any other way. So youll have to find a way to entertain yourself for the next 3 months, may i suggest you discover the wonderful wonderful world of girls, or guys whatever youre into u sick ****.
here are some links to mail order brides is this considered porn and will i get banned i dont know but here ya gowww.bride.ru
STEP 2:
Learn the prices for all the items, the best way to do this is to go to trade games and ask around, if you need something ask how many keys or runes or sojs its worth. Someone will have the answer. Once you have all this down go and trade, this is the infastructure building part, you need to have this down before you go trading.
STEP 3:
Trade like a mother******, make sure you always trade for a profit never trade for an even trade. Remember they probably need this as much as you do, and if they are richer then you that means you can milk them!!! Learn to barter, talk about how much more this other guy offered you, sound unsure as to if this is a fair trade for you, eventually theyll get so fed up with your bitching that they'll just add some stuff on, just so you shut up. Learn to scam if you have to but this is where all the real wealth comes in, dont mf while in this step because a waste of time beyond reason.
STEP 4:
Remember that theres no such thing as a favorite charachter, therefore you must have the morals of a whore and never keep charachters if they suck because even the littlest items may have value to some other guys. This means that if you have for example a Nova sorc with 10 lights gcs and a coh and u refuse to trade her stuff of because youve had her since 1.09d. You gotta use those whore like morals of yours and drop the bitch because shes not helping you at all!!! This is not really a step just a collection of invaluable information to use when getting rich!! Also learn how not to get scammed, and the best way to not get scammed is never push the accept button first and never do drop trades without a moderator. If you dont push accept first, you cant get scammed, have the other guy push accept first, thouroughly check that the item youre trading is in fact what you want and only then make your slimy little fingers push that button.
STEP 5:
Revel in your wealth, if this guide didnt work for you, you are a tard who needs to quit diablo and play a game with no competition like solitaire. By using this method i managed to acquire about 16 pairs of imp shanks, but because of a few reasons and the fact that im only keeping one charachter, im down to two pairs(for those of you who dont know what imp shanks are there boots which go for about 30 hi runes each). I gave away about 12 pairs of them to friends and noobs, and i lost some xferring :scary that was a bad day. That was off topic, anyway now you can call people noobs and then talk to them like you actually understand whats going on. Anyway now all thats left is you gotta get an attitude, i suggest a cocky one so that when real godly people kill you, you make yourself sound like a jackass.
STEP 6:
Dance the night away, because diablo gets really boring after you get really godly!!
