Funny things done in SC!!!!!!!!

[O0oo0O]

I've made up another account in BW and keep screwin it up.

Once I joined a 3 v 3 Zero Clutter map and I was at da top mid, I started out usin protoss normally and when I had 1 Pylon, 1 Gateway, 1 Forge and 1 zealot, I made all my units (includin the Probes) to attack my base, I did this till all my buildings were on fire and typed to all: Aaaaaaahh!!!!! WTF!!!! Motherf&^er, and said that the guy to my right bsed me! lolololol lmao, u should c wat he said hahaha, he went all wierd and I ran down to my enemies and asked them 2 ally me, luckily then did and I established a base at the bottom and created cannons 4 the bottom.

After the bottom won, and I kept swearin to the guy and called him names (BSER, cheater...) and stuff, it was so funny wen he kept swearin bak and said that he didn't do shit.

I also used this account to get the most disconnect record eva lol, I got 0-0-324 so far, hahaha pl were all freaked out wen I joined in games.

I also Play melee games and play 2 v 2 or 3 v 3 or somethin. I would at the very start kill my self and C it say XXXX has been eliminated and turn the stayalive hack on and c wat my ally said lolol. I also lift off my command centre and land in my allies base and start attackin myself, then I sayd Aaaaahh!! It's the mouse!! My brother (totally imaginary) is messin around! then Boooom, Doo Doo, XXX has been eliminated.

 

[aphextwin]

OT: the zero clutter one is interesting..... i should try that

OT: weirdest thing???? hmm.......... prob float drone into another enemy's base (in which they are zerg) and start building sunken

 

[Raccoon]

You sure do have a lot of time on your hands don't you?

I don't really know what else to say..

 

[KillerMe]

Ok one time I was in a 3v3 game. I bsed one of my teammates. He was like "oh shit my teammate is attacking me, someone take him out." So my enemies thought my Other teammate was bsing. They took him out, and my the guy I bsed died. Funny as hell.

 

[RyanXWing]

Whats really funny is I played with cortalos... and he didn't try to get raped by me...


Anyways the moral of the strory is cortalos is a pervert, now for something that has to do more with the topic.


I nuked a guy and hes like "WTF there are no nukes in SC" (that was after alert)
"*bleep*ing hacker I'm reporting you to blizzard" (After explosion[I only took out a few photon cannons])

 

[betaalpha5]

well i was fighting a comp way back and my friend had the other comp under control. i the protoss comp base and set a perimeter outside on fastest map. see he would keep sending in zeal after zeal after zeal. i put on my zeal in the fron to mele attack while having goons in the back for range attacks. then i went and send in some scouts and the comp still only made zeal in and out. os when i had my scouts attack only 1 zeal. all of them ran back into their cannon protected base. after about 30 mins killing zeal after zeal after zeal. i just went in for the kill

 

[RyanXWing]

ummmm.... what the hell did you just say?

 

[Induhvidual_1]

hmmm... i think the funniest thing done in SC is gotta to be those "Sexy" Maps. Where they have pornography on the map. If you haven;t seen any of those yet, you should.

I'm like, dude so many people joining just to see porn done on SC.

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by Induhvidual_1
hmmm... i think the funniest thing done in SC is gotta to be those "Sexy" Maps. Where they have pornography on the map. If you haven;t seen any of those yet, you should.

I'm like, dude so many people joining just to see porn done on SC.

That crap is sooo stupid. God, I hate it. It is for preverted little bastards that can't really get head.

 

[LilAznRYDA]

those things get me in trouble when my sister comes in and she sees the name

thats fu ked up

 

[Chiefmike]

This is pretty funny, actually pretty sad at the same time too hehe

I was playing a game earlier, 2v2, my ally died too early for me to help him, anyway, I was terran vs a zerg and a protoss. I began by attacking the zerg with my fleet of bcs, then a combo of bcs and wraiths to hold off protoss scouts
anyway having two comsat stations I eventually found the protoss guy and saw a weakness in his base, I immediately sent all my wraiths on cloack and killed his nexus and all his probes.

The next message was F ing hacker, and when i inquired on why i was a hacker he said you knew where to attack, and im like, dude, Im terran, I have comsat, then the other guy was like tellign me how I could have lost honourably in battle, and he used drop hack, this followed by a message saying that'll teach you not to cheat.
I mean are people really that dumb? lol that i found pretty funny

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by Chiefmike
This is pretty funny, actually pretty sad at the same time too hehe

I was playing a game earlier, 2v2, my ally died too early for me to help him, anyway, I was terran vs a zerg and a protoss. I began by attacking the zerg with my fleet of bcs, then a combo of bcs and wraiths to hold off protoss scouts
anyway having two comsat stations I eventually found the protoss guy and saw a weakness in his base, I immediately sent all my wraiths on cloack and killed his nexus and all his probes.

The next message was F ing hacker, and when i inquired on why i was a hacker he said you knew where to attack, and im like, dude, Im terran, I have comsat, then the other guy was like tellign me how I could have lost honourably in battle, and he used drop hack, this followed by a message saying that'll teach you not to cheat.
I mean are people really that dumb? lol that i found pretty funny

He is mad he got pwned. Wanna play a game?

 

[Pains Requiem]

my fave thing to do is use the floating hightemplar trick and send like 30 of em to his base while they fly in midari-if he doesnt see em i make archons! no shuttles needed! it is funny as hell what they do-theres water around is base and he sends in valks to try to attack them. i even landed them in water and had archons patrolling the water killing his air units. if u wanna know how its done, PM me or someone else can tell you.... if u want it straight PM me.

I nuked a guy and hes like "WTF there are no nukes in SC" (that was after alert)

dude, that was funny! what a total newbie!

 

[betaalpha5]

omg he thought u haked b/c of comsat! omg that stupid idiot!
BTW what's the drop hack?

 

[Pains Requiem]

there are some stupid people on bc..another funny thing i saw was this:
i was watching my friends replay where it was a 2vs2 and my friends ally dropped and he was only one left on his team. he was terran and nuked the a guy and killed him off. at same time the other guy was attacking him with tons off gols! so my friend lifted off all his buildings and had em floating around the map for baout an hour before he was finally caught! he had over 10000 minerals left so he kept dropping his barracks, leave a few marines, and would move on! he had a comand center barracks machine factory a 2 bcs and 5 valks left and a ghost still in cloak. he spent his last few minerals making bunkers/marines/ghosts and setting all his buildings on the ground for a final stand-he was blown apart when they guys left him alone for another 30 minutes and like 50 bcs came in and yamatoed his buildings-he STILL had his valks with his command center flying. it was another 10 min before it was caught and destroyed...his valks owned!
wait wait wait-lemme get a few things straight-to use hacks u have to have them downloaded and u have to EMAIL them to people and they have to open it to activate it. the hacks u use during games are one u download and can load during games by going to menu and hitting load during game and selecting the hack u wanna put into effect! so if people say something like "hah! im hacking ur account!" it cant be true-they need ur email or they have to do something in game to them only...
of course there are some super-bots that can drop other players in channels if they have the right command

 

[betaalpha5]

man that's what some idiot told me today

b/c i banned him from agame in which he was a noob he wispers to me saying "i'm gonna hack your computer. i have ur ip address" i was ingoring him and then he says "u stupid noob doens't even no how to wisper" i'm like WTF is this guys problem! so what if i get hacked in sc. what's so speical about hacking acc in sc? u dont get anything

 

[Pains Requiem]

first of all, the ONLY way to get an ip address is to HACK an account to where u can use it, then they have to trace ur email address and all that stuff and they still need ur email password and all that stuff. most people in sc who get mad and say stuff like "im hacking ur account" are just really pissed off and just wanna scare you. ur ip address thing is the thing like 201.4708.32.01 which u can see if u bring up something in ur toolbar. its hard to get someone elses in sc. they are just newbies who are sore losers ad dont want u to kill them anymore. ur ip address n e way is supposed to be the most safest object in ur computer.of course, some random numbers can be used, but thats how they spread viruses in computers sometimes.
how about doing this next time-ASK HIM WHAT UR IP ADRESS IS! jus see what he says. there are 4 sets of #s i think-if not then hes bluffin, if there is 4, hes still prob bluffin. maybe u should still wanna find ur own ip and atleast memorize the first 3 numbers.

 

[betaalpha5]

yeah but he was stupid i have nothing intresting on my sc acc so why bother and what's a drop hack?

 

[Pains Requiem]

my friend on yahoo has a program where he can boot someone from a chatroom-maybe something similar? and i remmeber beer$lut saying something like press alt+QQ real fats...INSTEAD TRY HITTING alt+f4 four times! -.-

 

[Static]

when I was new to BW i thought all protoss players were hacking because of cloaked carriors... ya i felt dumb when i realized what was going on.