Funny questions

[R[s]T]

This is how its gonna work

person ask 5 normal questions, person replying answers in the most funy way possible. then ask another 5 questions. Then the next person replies answers them, anotehr 5 questions and say how funny guy abouve u answers was in scale from 1-10.

HEre goes..

1. What are you parents names?
2. What is your favourite color pen?
3. When is your birthday?
4. What color is your gloves?
5 Your opionion or boobies?

scale
1-what the hell?
2-are you trying to be funny?
3-alllllriiight....
4-smiles
5-giggles
6-chuckles
7-lol
8-lmao
9-rolf
10-OMG MY LUNGS EXPLODED!

 

[x42bn6]

1) My parent's names are names that I have lived for and hated for the last 16 years. Why the hell can't we just leave them as mama and dada, like we did as babies? Names suck!
2) Do you seriously think I have a serious colour?
3) Ask me again and I will slap you because you make me feel old.
4) Oh yeah, I wear gloves in Malaysia.
5) Bouncy bouncy sir.

Questions:
1) How are you?
2) Where do you live?
3) Me, myself or I?
4) If I sat on you, what would you say?
5) If you ruled the world, what would you do?

Note: 5 questions are too much.

 

[ORC-r0x0r-ROC]

1) Horny, I have a cat.
2) Much too close to rt
3) Me!
4) I would turn my head, suck and say "yummy!".
5) Wet myself.

Note: The first 3 questions were a bit hard for me to reply with a witty amusing comment. Actually most questions are.
Questions:

1) Who was your last lover?
2) Why are bats so attracted to me?
3) Why does doggy style appeal to most people?
4) What the most digusting thing you have seen?
5) Why do I think of MICROSOFT when bill gates's manhood is mentioned.

 

[R[s]T]

1-me
2-cuz your Europenis
3-what the hell is that?
4-america
5-he was masturbating to a comptuer one day and discovered he doesnt have a wee wee

im changeing it 2 3 questions

1-Why do people hate me?
2-why do we fart
3-what is the purpose of tthe male nipple

 

[amrtin77]

1: i dont know you therefore i hate you
2:its gods sense of humor..
3:..... yet again, gods sense of humor


1:starcraft or diablo 2
2:metallica or disturbed
3:pink or black
3:what would you do for 1000 dollars
4:ten thousand?
5:one million?


.....yes i can count

 

[magic_mushrooms]

1. none rofl walfle
2. none cuz they suck!!!
3.black like my soul
4.suck dick
5.such even more dick

1.cheesteak or hamb00gers
2. make fun of topic or should i just go on..
3.another thing bashin the topic on how stupid it is rofl wafflse
4.rofl copter?
5. lolllllpop

 

[Mystic-Charmer]

1Hamb00gers
2go on
3bashin topic
4Ok?..
5Right..

Questions:
1.Can you milk a cat?
2.Why do cows go moo?
3.Got milk?
4.New thread or Post reply?
5. If practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, then why practice?

 

[drax]

1. Yes, but it would be hard.
2. They don't, they're saying "yoooooou!"
3. No.
4. Post reply.
5. Because you can still get better at something, even if it's not perfected.

Questions:
1. Who do you love?
2. What's is your uncle's mistress's grandma's maiden name?
3. What is your middle initial and the last 2 letters of your last name? (i.e. Der for me)
4. What type of car do you have?
5. If you could have anything you wanted, but you could only have it for 7 days, and after that time you could never have it again, and it had to be something you actually enjoyed, what would you get?