Funniest/truest paladin thread ive ever read.

[TheNamelessYam]

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-paladin&t=238076&p=1&tmp=1#post238076

im still laughing and crying, because its so true.

 

[Samsara]

That made my day

 

[coRtALoS]

Reason #21523423 to NOT post on Blizzard-owned forums FTW.

 

[Stryder]

Wish blizzard gave us some <3.... Overpower my ass, you seen a Shaman.

 

[Zaku]

All my combat logs look like against shamans are:
Frost shock hits you for 412
Chain Lightning crits you for 1200
Frost shock crits you for 1000
<insert more shaman bullshit spells here> <crit> <damage more than 400>
You die.

 

[coRtALoS]

Are you shitting me? I'm sorry but there's no Horde city that allows you to teleport from one to another INSTANTLY. Nor is there an entire island owned entirely by Horde.:-/

Before BattleGrounds and the Honor system, it was impossible for anyone to turn quests in at XR as the NPCs were constantly killed off.

For the first time ever, I can log on, enter GlobalDefense, and not get spammed with "CROSSROADS IS UNDER ATTACK!" "CROSSROADS IS UNDER ATTACK!"
"CROSSROADS IS UNDER ATTACK!"
"CROSSROADS IS UNDER ATTACK!"
"CROSSROADS IS UNDER ATTACK!"
"CROSSROADS IS UNDER ATTACK!"
"CROSSROADS IS UNDER ATTACK!"
"CROSSROADS IS UNDER ATTACK!"
"CROSSROADS IS UNDER ATTACK!"
"CROSSROADS IS UNDER ATTACK!"
"CROSSROADS IS UNDER ATTACK!"
"CROSSROADS IS UNDER ATTACK!"

 

[ST]

What the hell are you talking about?

 

[coRtALoS]

Probably Zaku's post. But I suppose you just scrolled down to the last post so you could comment on that instead?

 

[ST]

*gasp* Nope. :usad

All my combat logs look like against shamans are:
Frost shock hits you for 412
Chain Lightning crits you for 1200
Frost shock crits you for 1000
<insert more shaman bullshit spells here> <crit> <damage more than 400>
You die.

How does that relate to teleporting from one city to another instantly?

Edit: I sorta get what your saying. Please excuse me, sir, for being a semi-douche :usad

 

[Vic]

Are you shitting me? I'm sorry but there's no Horde city that allows you to teleport from one to another INSTANTLY. Nor is there an entire island owned entirely by Horde.:-/

Before BattleGrounds and the Honor system, it was impossible for anyone to turn quests in at XR as the NPCs were constantly killed off.

For the first time ever, I can log on, enter GlobalDefense, and not get spammed with "CROSSROADS IS UNDER ATTACK!" "CROSSROADS IS UNDER ATTACK!"
"CROSSROADS IS UNDER ATTACK!"
"CROSSROADS IS UNDER ATTACK!"
"CROSSROADS IS UNDER ATTACK!"
"CROSSROADS IS UNDER ATTACK!"
"CROSSROADS IS UNDER ATTACK!"
"CROSSROADS IS UNDER ATTACK!"
"CROSSROADS IS UNDER ATTACK!"
"CROSSROADS IS UNDER ATTACK!"
"CROSSROADS IS UNDER ATTACK!"
"CROSSROADS IS UNDER ATTACK!"

dude that was so spam

anyway paladens are great and all but only after you get their epic armors and such and of course the hammaer of ragnaros but until then shamans are over powered when i look at my logs i get hit none crot for 1400 but almost all their spells :-/

 

[ThRaShEd]

do u honestly think horde is only1 has a newb city bein atked all time? ATLEAST UR FREAKIN HORDE TERR u guys bombard duskwood stv and redridge contested places for allaince newbs... gg no re shammys blows overpoweredness end of discussion

 

[Kaldaris]

I . . . Why do new members always bump threads? 'Tis a question I'll never know the answer to . . .

 

[beer fag]

Im making a video of all my pally fights. They all seem to go like this: I bring them to half health immunity bring them to half health again immunity bring them to 20% Lay on hands(1 hour cooldown instant heal) Potion, Stun and Heal. All for nothing they always die in the end. They are the biggest pussys solo and then there so strong and mighty when they get to be a healbot for some rogue.

 

[coRtALoS]

I . . . Why do new members always bump threads? 'Tis a question I'll never know the answer to . . .

Probably because they get Googled here, and register to post in that thread.

 

[Renzokuken]

All my combat logs look like against shamans are:
Frost shock hits you for 412
Chain Lightning crits you for 1200
Frost shock crits you for 1000
<insert more shaman bullshit spells here> <crit> <damage more than 400>
You die.

At least Frost Shock is a spell worth spamming. Lets look at Alliance Druids and my combat log...

Moonfire hits you for [X]
Moonfire hits you for [X]
Moonfire hits you for [X]
Moonfire hits you for [X]
Moonfire hits you for [X]
Moonfire hits you for [X]

Even so, any Shaman that does spam Frost Shock obviously doesn't know how to use a Shaman. Besides, all shock spells are 6 second cooldown (5 if you go Elemental tree), whereas Moonfire doesn't have a cooldown.

Shamans just pwn, and i have one And i don't spam Frost Shock either, i use a shock depending on the situation. I use Earth Shock against casters, i use Fire Shock against mobs with low HP (Less mana consumed and small damage, it's like moonfire, but 1000 times better) and i use Frost Shock in PvP (Against anything). And with a 6 second cooldown (90% of Shammy's don't go Elemental-build anyway), you can't really spam it.

 

[Samsara]

ever notice how the frost effect on frost shock is longer than the cooldown on frost shock itself? something to consider...

By spamming we mean swipe with 2h hammer/axe to shock, swipe with 2h hammer/axe to shock....