Funniest moments in D2?

[Kao]

Just think of seeing that in a game

 

[Darkmatter]

I was PKing with my friend, and he's really godly, and his paladin kicks so much ass. Anyway I BO'ed his paladin and he had more life then my barb did, and he kwept killing everyone, then this barb he nearly killed was running away.

So anyway, the barb was at like 100 life, this waas in Hell too, and the barb goes to try and leech of a Quill Rat and he dies by quill rat. >.<


''Lordachit was slain by Quill Rat''
God-Imstoned: HAHAHAHAHAAHA
God-Imstoned: Hahahahahahaa
Doomkillwer: Dude WTF!!!
GoD-Imstoned: Ahaha !@#$ing Nub tried to leech then got pwnt by Rat HAHAHAHAHA
Doomkillwer: How much exp did you lose dude?
Lordachit: !@# u nubs, i can kill you all, imma hax you all tonight watch, imma have akll your pally gear watch *exits game*


It was so funny, cuz he was right by the bridge then you see a Quill fyling in his direction and he runs right into it and dies. >.<

 

[Kao]

Lol, I've seen some people say that Poison gives 0 no mf

 

[_CM]

Originally posted by Kao
Lol, I've seen some people say that Poison gives 0 no mf

ahaha what a moron

anyways, funniest moment was when kao started spamming the game pretending to have segs with jesus *cough*

 

[Ntrik_]

Funniest moment was when me and my friend was making fag box (! ALOT OF SPACES "FAG BOX") and we were tryingto get everyone under that black box

Some kids left the baal run cuz of it =/ stupid kids, cant even have any fun

 

[ZConnor]

Originally posted by N_
Funniest moment was when me and my friend was making fag box (! ALOT OF SPACES "FAG BOX") and we were tryingto get everyone under that black box

Some kids left the baal run cuz of it =/ stupid kids, cant even have any fun

Ha! That's funny! I've seen the old "! This guys gay ---->" before but no box o' fags.

ZConnor

 

[irdamage]

well now i didnt think it was possible to c this, but i did in a hell baal run, i was usin mh and checkin some ppls stuff i came across a guy with black hades with jah ith ber, now i thought this was the regular enigma...but i stopped and looked at it...it was black hades....i did manage to take a screenie of it, cant find it right now but ile look again in a bit

 

[Darkmatter]

Originally posted by irdamage
well now i didnt think it was possible to c this, but i did in a hell baal run, i was usin mh and checkin some ppls stuff i came across a guy with black hades with jah ith ber, now i thought this was the regular enigma...but i stopped and looked at it...it was black hades....i did manage to take a screenie of it, cant find it right now but ile look again in a bit

Hqahahahahahaa! That's so funny man, I seen a guy who tried Wealth in Gris Armor.

 

[ZConnor]

Originally posted by Darkmatter
Hqahahahahahaa! That's so funny man, I seen a guy who tried Wealth in Gris Armor.

If I had tried this and failed [obviously] I would have erased those runes so fast to not look like a total noob.

The worst thing I did was try a delirium using a Jewlers 3 sock bone vis. Man, total waste of a great rune.

ZConnor

 

[l33t 0n3]

Originally posted by N_
Funniest moment was when me and my friend was making fag box (! ALOT OF SPACES "FAG BOX") and we were tryingto get everyone under that black box

Some kids left the baal run cuz of it =/ stupid kids, cant even have any fun

Ha I love doing that... Well back when I played D2... It would piss alot of people off...


My funniest moment was spamming an ASCII ****** man in the rogue encampment. That or killing a lvl 73 with a lvl 9 ^^;;

 

[Kao]

Lol.....idiots....can't you read the damn stickies? Anyhow, Jim Morrison was like..Kao slow down or you'll get dropped...SHH I only have 1 more thing to do....BAM! Drropped. How gay!

 

[Ebay.God]

Originally posted by Darkmatter
I was PKing with my friend, and he's really godly, and his paladin kicks so much ass. Anyway I BO'ed his paladin and he had more life then my barb did, and he kwept killing everyone, then this barb he nearly killed was running away.

So anyway, the barb was at like 100 life, this waas in Hell too, and the barb goes to try and leech of a Quill Rat and he dies by quill rat. >.<


''Lordachit was slain by Quill Rat''
God-Imstoned: HAHAHAHAHAAHA
God-Imstoned: Hahahahahahaa
Doomkillwer: Dude WTF!!!
GoD-Imstoned: Ahaha !@#$ing Nub tried to leech then got pwnt by Rat HAHAHAHAHA
Doomkillwer: How much exp did you lose dude?
Lordachit: !@# u nubs, i can kill you all, imma hax you all tonight watch, imma have akll your pally gear watch *exits game*


It was so funny, cuz he was right by the bridge then you see a Quill fyling in his direction and he runs right into it and dies. >.<

seams like a tipical day on battle.net to me :S

 

[Kao]

I was leveling, with my zon, when these 2 bitches started complaining, etc etc etc.

So, they said DUEL? And I, of course, not having a dueling character, and only my mf zon with crappy resists on hand, get her. They get their orb/blizzard sorcs (its still in normal), and then one gets his TS assassin. He won because I didn't do any damage, because of the fact that = Max Resists > Me in normal. We went to hell, and they brought their sorcs, showing me that It's a waste of time to duel a sorc with a melee zon with crappy pk gear. SUCH NEWBIES!LOLOLOLOLLLOLOL

 

[dP]

once this lvl 20 guy challenged me to duel. i won with my lv9 assasin. hes like 'OMFG HACKER! IM GONNA HACK U'

 

[Kao]

HAH! I just traded a 39 ED Jewel, 22 Max Jewel, 3/15/9 SC, and a 110 ED 63 Life Armor for an 8% Windforce. My zon will rock

 

[Darkmatter]

Originally posted by Ebay.God
seams like a tipical day on battle.net to me :S

Maybe, but most times in a duel a player is killed by another player, NOT by the surrounding monsters.

 

[COTA-GoD]

meh, i ofton let the monsters kill people just to show how crappy they are =/

 

[Darkmatter]

Ha. It's funnier when a Mercenary dies by crossfire. Say a merc is walking and he runs into a 10+k blizzard.....it's ''SHATTERED!'' and it looks funny. Or......

He/she could fall over and moan like a little whimp, like they usually do.

 

[aphextwin]

when i kill a lvl 26ish char with my lvl 9 asn
and starts kalling me a hacker :0

 

[OMGLOLWTFPWN]

Some guy : I can dupe, give me an item and I'll dupe it
Me : I don't trust you
Some guy : So...
Me : Give me an item to hold while you do it so I can trust you
Some guy : *drops item*
Me : You probably can't dupe, bye