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Whoever made this dictionary is genius ! :D

Just a quote from the same site:

Night Fight 2 up, 2 down
When someone asks if you want to Night Fight its when you pull out your dick and you and the other guy sword fight with your dick.

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Ahahahhahahaha i laughed a lot about section 2.

2) A race played by old perverts that download naked skin patches for female night elves in a attempt to brighten their already lonely existance.
ROFL

the race in world of warcraft played mostly by noobs, little kids, and chinese gold farmers.

It's a race played by girls or gays and perverts xD
 

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1. Dude, my night elf chick is so hot, I would totally **** her brains out if she was real OMGZ.

2. Yeah, I look a lot like my character, just without the eyebrows. ;-) If you help me get some clothes, I'll take em off for you and do a little dance. /wink

3. What?! You're a guy in real life?? Oh well that works out then, since I'm not...wanna cyber?

4. I met this totally hot night elf in World of Warcraft over the summer, and she's coming to live with me next month. She's had 10 boyfriends in the last 2 years and lived with every one of them, but I'm sure if she's good looking enough the 6 kids she's bringing won't be an issue.
lawl its just liek the game :O
 

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"I met this totally hot night elf in World of Warcraft over the summer, and she's coming to live with me next month. She's had 10 boyfriends in the last 2 years and lived with every one of them, but I'm sure if she's good looking enough the 6 kids she's bringing won't be an issue."


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1. A cartoonish character race drawn into Blizzard's MMORPG "World of Warcraft" whose females are designed to dance as lewdly as possible without provoking the censors, so that barely pubescent and undersexed teenage boys have something to spank off to without mom finding porn in their internet browser history.

2. As above, except it is used by middle-aged, pot-bellied, unwashed, disgusting men to garner in-game favors in the form of money, items, help, etc., by dancing and/or flirting with the aforementioned undersex boys who think they're actually having cybersex with a woman.

3. As above, except it is used by horny single males to elicit cybersex, since they figure any sex at all is better than taking Mary Palmer and her five sisters to give the pink mustang a spit shine again.

4. As above, but in this case it is actually used by a female; said female is either ugly but thinks she's a beauty queen "inside," or else she is decent looking but has her wiring crossed and needs to be avoided at all costs. In the former case, said female tries to convince anything that even suggests it is a male that will support her that she looks "just like her character" in order to try to establish a real-life relationship based on cybersex and 50,000 pages of prefabricated bullshit. In the latter case, where said female may actually be as "good looking" as the cartoonish figure suggests, she uses it as a trap for unsuspecting males whose dicks override their judgment and think that if it looks good and wants to ****, personality doesn't matter.

Is my fav. Also #3.
 

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Wasn't that funny.
 

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Well a lot of those aren't true. It's not old men that play NEs, it's little kids. BUT, it's not JUST little kids, other people (that are mature and such) play NEs just cause they like em (like me)
 

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Yeah, and if I remember correctly. DOESNT YOUR 53 YEAR OLD DAD PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT WITH YOU!?

Also, take into consideration that quite a few people make fun of you because of your "worship" of the race.

The only reason I would play that physically crappy exterior of a race that actually looked better in Wc3 is just to make a Druid. Also, did I not mention that some of them ARE False.
 

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